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MAD #548 — December 2017
"On their deathbed, no one wishes they'd spent more time at work... but plenty of people at work wish they were on their deathbed instead!" — Alfred E. Neuman
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Ad for SubscriptionsC2
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Contents PageIt's the List We Can Do Dept.1
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Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
Notes
- MAD notes the passing of Stan Hart, photos of Lin-Manuel Miranda and Annie Golden
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(various obscure places around the magazine) summary
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The Trumpalini PagesRandom Acts of Mindless Dept.
- The Fast Five — Ways to Convince Trump Climate Change is Real — Art by Alejandro Rivas
- The Boy Scout Law — Rewritten by Donald Trump
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- Things Trump and Putin Agreed/Disagreed About at Their G20 Meeting — Art by Anton Emdin
- “Mitch McConnell had a Bill” — Art by Ward Sutton
- The Startling Similarities and Differences Between President Trump and Captain Underpants — Art by Sarah Chalek
- A Movie We'd Like to See — There's Something about Russia — Art by Mike Loew
- How Does Donald Trump Jr. Stack Up Against Other Famous Juniors?
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The Fundalini PagesRandom Acts of Mindless Dept.
- The Eerie Eight — How Will Being Owned By Amazon Change Whole Foods? — Art by Ed Steckley
- Adams' Bomb — secret second wife (Jon Adams)
- Sports Mascots Shenanigans Yet to Be Exposed
- New Democratic Party Slogans Better than “A Better Deal”
- Results of a Recent Paranormal Beliefs Survey — Written by Jeff Kruse
- Airline Controversies You May Have Missed — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Kevin Pope
- Ways to Celebrate National Hot Dog Day — Art by Rich Powell
- A Walk in the Parkhurst — “it's the journey” (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
- A Bit of Hanky-Panckeri — the good basket (Drew Panckeri)
- Reasons Why Queen Elizabeth Needs a Raise — Art by John Martz
- The Fast Five — Factoids You'll Never Hear During “Shark Week” — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by John Kerschbaum
- Kuper Market — “There's got to be a German word for that.” (Peter Kuper)
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Duller Shave Club (ad satire)Dick DePT.Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Stephen Silver
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MAD's Tips for Making Protest SignsOn Your Markers, Get Set, Go Dept.Written by Kenny Keil / Art by Bob Staake
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Pen and Stink Dept.
- Almost Perfect Universe — tree grants wish (Dakota McFadzean)
- One Foot in the Grave — grandpa's long-life advice (Christopher Baldwin)
- Downward Spiral (Johnny Sampson)
- Coombs & Coombs — discount tattoo (Jason Coates)
- Going Commando — missile reroute (Nathan Cooper)
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MAD's Tom Bunk Visits Walt Disney WorldParks and Wreck Dept.
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Ad for tons of MAD books30–31
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Spy vs. Spy — toilet stall guillotine flush / bomb shelter vent missile / gun bang stabJoke and Dagger Dept.
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The MAD VaultRotten to the Encore Dept.
- from MAD #156 — Don Martin's Personal Experiences With New Power Tools for the Home Craftsman (Don Martin)
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Dewey Derwin Destroys the World! “The Nuclear Option”Character Flawed Dept.Written by Kenny Keil / Art by Justin Peterson41–44
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A Liberal Hopes / A Liberal KnowsThe Bleeding Heart of the Matter Dept.
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Tips for a Long Lasting Relationship with your Latex GirlfriendThe Vinyl Solution Dept.48–49
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Horrifying Clichés — Special Trump EditionPhrases of the Loon Dept.Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Paul Coker
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It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown — 2017 Edition (TV satire)Gourd Grief! Dept.Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Jacob Chabot
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The Gap-Toothed Gallery: Alfred Within Shades of Beatles — RevolverOut With the Old, in With the Neuman Dept.Art by Klaus Voormann56 sample
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Fold-In — What endless wars has the Trump administration inexplicably supported?All Jaffee Dept.
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Back Cover — Ad for MAD About TrumpC4