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Mad #547 October 2017
Cover Artist:
Mark Fredrickson
Contents Page (
1
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"
'Watch out for your fellow man' is good advice,
no matter how you interpret it!
" -- Alfred E. Neuman
Letters
(MAD notes MadCoverSite.com's
20th anniversary
!) (
2-4
)
Sergio Aragones
Drawn Out Dramas (
summary
)
**various obscure places around the magazine
Ad for subscriptions with
Inside Mad
bonus (
5
)
The Trumpalini Pages (
6-7
)
The Stupid Six - Changes Being Made to White House
Press Briefings (
Tom Richmond
art)
The Note Trump Left in Israel's Western Wall
Overheard at Trump's Meeting with Pope Francis (written by
Charlie Kadau
and
Jacob Lambert
)
(
Bob Staake
art)
Why Jared Kushner Secretly Met with
the Russian Ambassador (
Anton Emdin
art)
A Public Service Poster for President Trump
Trump Discusses Presidential History
The Stupider Six - Surprises in Ivanka Trump's Book (written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Ed Steckley
art)
The Fundalini Pages (
8-10
)
Much-Needed Updates to Confederate Monuments
(written by
Kenny Keil
/
John Kerschbaum
art)
Tips for Enjoying Yourself
at America's National Parks
(written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Paul Coker
art)
Things You Should Never Say to the Grieving
(written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Rick Tulka
art)
Sampson of Anarchy -
not freaks anymore (
Johnny Sampson
)
Kuper Market - missing stair section (
Peter Kuper
)
Bit Parts You Rarely See in the Closing Credits
(written by
Jeff Kruse
)
The Stupid Six - Ways to Celebrate the 40th Anniversary of
Star Wars
(
Ray Alma
art)
Acrimonium (ad parody) (written by
J. C. Duffy
)
Activist Athletes You May Not Know About
(written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Kevin Pope
art)
Save the Dator - fine trough dining (
Joe Dator
)
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Sponsored Links You Probably Shouldn't Click On
(written by
Scott Maiko
)
Samuel Ferri's Misconnected Moments -
thesaurus / Ferrari dealership / subway violinist (
Samuel Ferri
)
Ad for
Mad About Trump
(
11
)
A Mad Look At
Wonder Woman
(
Sergio Aragones
/ color by
Jim Campbell
) (
12-16
)
Statements Redacted from The Comey Memos (
Tom Richmond
art) (
18-19
)
Ad for tons of Mad books (
20-21
)
Signs That American Entitlement Has Gone Too Far (
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
) (
22-23
)
Spy vs. Spy - a painting called "Loser" / telescope cliff copter / missile pen (
Peter Kuper
) (
24-25
)
Ad for
Goodnight Batcave
(
26
)
The MADropolitan Museum of Art - The Trump Collection 2017 (introduction page) (
27
)
Trump Crossing the Delaware (
Richard Williams
art) (Emanuel Leutze) (
28-29
)
The Blue Spokes-Boy (
Alejandro Rivas
art) (Thomas Gainsborough) (
30
)
Arrangement in Gold and Black No. 1 (Barron's Mother)
(
Mark Stutzman
art) (James A. McNeill Whistler) (
31
)
Jared Kushner: The Birth of Treason (
James Warhola
art) (Sandro Botticelli) (
32-33
)
Kellyanne: Dancing Around the Truth (
James Warhola
art) (Edgar Degas) (
34
)
Girl with the Really Expensive Line of Earrings (
Roberto Parada
art) (Johannes Vermeer) (
35
)
Donald's World (
Mark Fredrickson
art) (Andrew Wyeth) (
36
)
Saturday Afternoon with the IKEA Man (written by
Christian Alsis
/
Patrick Merrell
art) (
37
)
An Airline Carriers' Customer Service Pledge (That Tells It Like It Is)
(written by
Dick DeBartolo
/
Evan Dorkin
art /
Sarah Dyer
color) (
38-39
)
The Strip Club
(
40-41
)
Almost Perfect Universe - biscuit on waiting dog's nose (
Dakota McFadzean
)
Jerry Stathes - Prank Expert -
super-glue back lotion (written by
Charles Brubaker
/
Pat Dorian
art)
Fully Bent - Starbucks breastfeeding (
Jim Benton
)
Scribble Mountain - Kool-Aid fail (
John McNamee
)
How's My Driving? - western duel with The Lord's protection (
Nathan Cooper
)
How to Reduce Your College Costs (written by
Kenny Keil
/
John Martz
art) (
42-43
)
The Mad Vault Articles
from
#380
-- What a Jerk! (written by
Michael Gallagher
/
Tom Bunk
art) (
44
)
from
#484
-- Juggles - The Juggling Juggler Who Juggles
(written by
Mo Willems
/
Tom Bunk
art) (
45
)
from
#523
-- A Fairy Tale We'd Like to See: Goldilocks
(written by
Matt Lassen
/
Tom Bunk
art) (
46
)
Dewey Derwin Destroys the World! "App-etite for Destruction"
(written by
Kenny Keil
/
Justin Peterson
art) (
47-50
)
Overgrowth - The Gigantic Gardening Catalog (written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Scott Bricher
art) (
51-53
)
Chilling Thoughts - 2017 Edition (written by
Desmond Devlin
/
Jonathan Edwards
art) (
54-55
)
What's on Vladimir Putin's Desk? (written by
Mike Morse
/
Ward Sutton
art) (
56
)
Fold-In -- Who stands to benefit most from Trumpcare? (
Al Jaffee
) (
C3
)
Back Cover -- Keep Yourself Mosquito-Safe (written by
Desmond Devlin
/
Rich Powell
art)
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