MAD #547 — October 2017

"'Watch out for your fellow man' is good advice, no matter how you interpret it!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Contents Page

  It's the List We Can Do Dept.
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • MAD notes MadCoverSite.com's 20th anniversary
  2–4
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various obscure places around the magazine) summary
• Ad for Subscriptions

  Inside MAD bonus
  5
• The Trumpalini Pages

  Random Acts of Mindless Dept.

  • The Stupid Six — Changes Being Made to White House Press Briefings — Art by Tom Richmond
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • MAD About The Trump Era — 2019
  • The Note Trump Left in Israel's Western Wall
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • MAD About The Trump Era — 2019
  • Overheard at Trump's Meeting with Pope Francis — Written by Charlie Kadau and Jacob Lambert / Art by Bob Staake
    Reprinted in 2 collections

    • MAD Dumps on Trump and other Unlikeable Leaders! — Special Collector's Edition 2018
    • MAD About The Trump Era — 2019
  • Why Jared Kushner Secretly Met with the Russian Ambassador — Art by Anton Emdin
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • MAD About The Trump Era — 2019
  • A Public Service Poster for President Trump
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • MAD About The Trump Era — 2019
  • Trump Discusses Presidential History
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • MAD Dumps on Trump and other Unlikeable Leaders! — Special Collector's Edition 2018
  • The Stupider Six — Surprises in Ivanka Trump's Book — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Ed Steckley
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • MAD About The Trump Era — 2019
  6–7
• The Fundalini Pages

  Random Acts of Mindless Dept.

  • Much-Needed Updates to Confederate Monuments — Written by Kenny Keil / Art by John Kerschbaum
  • Tips for Enjoying Yourself at America's National Parks — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Paul Coker
  • Things You Should Never Say to the Grieving — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Rick Tulka
  • Sampson of Anarchy — not freaks anymore (Johnny Sampson)
  • Kuper Market — missing stair section (Peter Kuper)
  • Bit Parts You Rarely See in the Closing Credits — Written by Jeff Kruse
  • The Stupid Six — Ways to Celebrate the 40th Anniversary of Star Wars — Art by Ray Alma
  • Acrimonium (ad parody) — Written by J. C. Duffy
  • Activist Athletes You May Not Know About — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Kevin Pope
  • Sponsored Links You Probably Shouldn't Click On — Written by Scott Maiko
  • Samuel Ferri's Misconnected Moments — thesaurus / Ferrari dealership / subway violinist (Samuel Ferri)
  • Save the Dator — fine trough dining (Joe Dator)
  8–10
• Ad for MAD About Trump
  11
• A MAD Look at Wonder Woman

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones / Color by Jim Campbell

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special Convention Sampler — 2017
  12–16
• Statements Redacted from The Comey Memos

  James and the Giant Impeach Dept.

  Art by Tom Richmond

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Dumps on Trump and other Unlikeable Leaders! — Special Collector's Edition 2018
  • MAD About The Trump Era — 2019
  18–19
• Ad for various MAD books
  20–21
• Signs That American Entitlement Has Gone Too Far

  Bring It to a Spoiling Point Dept.

  Teresa Burns Parkhurst
  22–23
• Spy vs. Spy — a painting called "Loser" / telescope cliff copter / missile pen

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Peter Kuper
  24–25
• Ad for MAD Presents Goodnight Batcave
  26
• The MADropolitan Museum of Art — The Trump Collection 2017

  Paint Misbehavin' Dept.

  • Trump Crossing the Delaware — Art by Richard Williams (after Emanuel Leutze)
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • MAD Dumps on Trump and other Unlikeable Leaders! — Special Collector's Edition 2018
  • The Blue Spokes-Boy — Art by Alejandro Rivas (after Thomas Gainsborough)
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • MAD About The Trump Era — 2019
  • Arrangement in Gold and Black No. 1 (Barron's Mother) — Art by Mark Stutzman (after James A. McNeill Whistler) sample
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • MAD About The Trump Era — 2019
  • Jared Kushner: The Birth of Treason — Art by James Warhola (after Sandro Botticelli)
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • MAD Dumps on Trump and other Unlikeable Leaders! — Special Collector's Edition 2018
  • Kellyanne: Dancing Around the Truth — Art by James Warhola (after Edgar Degas) sample
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • MAD About The Trump Era — 2019
  • Girl with the Really Expensive Line of Earrings — Art by Roberto Parada (after Johannes Vermeer)
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • MAD About The Trump Era — 2019
  • Donald's World — Art by Mark Fredrickson (after Andrew Wyeth) sample
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • MAD Dumps on Trump and other Unlikeable Leaders! — Special Collector's Edition 2018
  27–36
• Saturday Afternoon with the IKEA Man

  Circle of Strife Dept.

  Written by Christian Alsis / Art by Patrick Merrell
  37
• An Airline Carriers' Customer Service Pledge (That Tells It Like It Is)

  The Plane Truth Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Evan Dorkin / Color by Sarah Dyer
  38–39
• The Strip Club

  Pen and Stink Dept.

  Featuring /

  • Almost Perfect Universe — biscuit on waiting dog's nose (Dakota McFadzean)
  • Jerry Stathes — Prank Expert — super-glue back lotion — Written by Charles Brubaker / Art by Pat Dorian
  • Fully Bent — Starbucks breastfeeding (Jim Benton)
  • Scribble Mountain — Kool-Aid fail (John McNamee)
  • How's My Driving? — western duel with The Lord's protection (Nathan Cooper)
  40–41
• How to Reduce Your College Costs

  All Debts Are Off Dept.

  Written by Kenny Keil / Art by John Martz
  42–43
• The MAD Vault

  Rotten to the Encore Dept.

  • from MAD #380 — What a Jerk! — Written by Michael Gallagher / Art by Tom Bunk
  • from MAD #484 — Juggles — The Juggling Juggler Who Juggles — Written by Mo Willems / Art by Tom Bunk
  • from MAD #523 — A Fairy Tale We'd Like to See: Goldilocks — Written by Matt Lassen / Art by Tom Bunk
  44–46
• Dewey Derwin Destroys the World! "App-etite for Destruction"

  Character Flawed Dept.

  Written by Kenny Keil / Art by Justin Peterson
  47–50
• Overgrowth — The Gigantic Gardening Catalog

  Mulch Ado About Nothing Dept.

  Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Scott Bricher
  51–53
• Chilling Thoughts — 2017 Edition

  The Fright Stuff Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Jonathan Edwards
  54–55
• What's on Vladimir Putin's Desk?

  I Can't Believe It's Not Clutter Dept.

  Written by Mike Morse / Art by Ward Sutton

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special Convention Sampler — 2017
  • MAD About The Trump Era — 2019
  56
• Fold-In — Who stands to benefit most from Trumpcare?

  All Jaffee Dept.

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special Convention Sampler — 2017
  C3
• Back Cover — Keep Yourself Mosquito-Safe

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Rich Powell
  C4