Mad #549 February 2018

  • Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
  • Ad for subscriptions (C2)
  • Contents Page (1)
  • "One good thing about World War 3: at least there
    won't be any more sequels!
    " -- Alfred E. Neuman
  • Letters (MAD notes the passing of Barry Liebmann)
    (large UGOI group photo from NY Comic Con) (2-4)
  • Sergio Aragones Drawn Out Dramas (summary)
    **various obscure places around the magazine
  • Ad for Mad Presents Superman and the Miserable,
    Rotten, No Fun, Really Bad Day
    (5)
  • The Fundalini Pages (6-8)
    • A Breakdown of Trump's 30 Million Twitter Followers
      (written by Jeff Kruse / Bob Staake art)
    • Updated Board Games for Millennials
      (written by Matt Lassen)
    • Kuper Market - three wise men (Peter Kuper)
    • Mike Pence's Joke Corner
      (written by Brian Boone / Chris Houghton art)
    • Spoilers from Star Wars: The Last Jedi
    • Trump's I.Q. Test
    • Fundalini Presents... Unless
      (written by Mike Morse / John Kerschbaum art)
    • The Nincompoop Nine - Reasons for Netflix's
      $20 Billion Debt (written by Kenny Keil)
    • McNamee, Myself and I -
      saved his arm (John McNamee)
    • Where Your $1000 Goes on the iPhone X
      (Rick Tulka art)
    • Samuel Ferri's Misconnected Moments - protest sign /
      camouflage slippers / emoji pillows (Samuel Ferri)
  • The Mad 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2017
    (Scott Bricher introduction page art / Mike Morse idea) (9)
    • 1. Team Trump Colludes With Russians -
      "Russkie Business" - (Risky Business poster parody)
      (Mark Fredrickson art) (10)
    • 2. Bill O'Reilly - "O - The O'Reilly Magazine" -
      (O - The Oprah Magazine cover parody) (11)
    • 3. United Airlines' Passenger Removal - (apology letter) (written by Joe Raiola and Charlie Kadau) (12)
    • 4. White Supremacists March - "White Hate American
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      Summer" - (Wet Hot American Summer poster parody)
      (Tom Richmond art) (13)
    • 5. Academy Award Show Screw-Up -
      "It Came From the Wrong Envelope!" (horror movie poster) (Chris Wahl art) (14)
    • 6. Trump on Twitter - "Tweeties" - (Wheaties cereal box parody) (Mike Loew art) (15)
    • 7. Sean Spicer, White House Press Secretary - "Spicer's Rack" (16)
    • 8. Trump vs. Kim Jong-Un - "Clash of Clowns" - (Clash of Clans mobile game parody)
      (Tom Richmond art) (17)
    • 9. Mike Pence Won't Dine Alone With a Woman - "Supperman" - (Superman comic cover parody)
      (written by Jeff Kruse / R. Sikoryak art) (18)
    • 10. Trump Bans Transgender Soldiers - "I Don't Want You" -
      (I Want You For U.S. Army - J. M. Flagg's recruitment poster parody) (Richard Williams art) (19)
    • 11. Trump's Muslim Travel Ban - "trumpelocity" - (travelocity website parody)
      (written by Charlie Kadau / sculpture by Liz Lomax) (20)
    • 12. Harvey Weinstein - "For Your Consideration -
      Most Disgusting Performance by a Major Studio Executive" (Drew Friedman art) (21)
    • 13. Chris Christie Closes Jersey Beaches - "Scandals" -
      (Sandals resort ad parody) (Roberto Parada art) (22)
    • 14. Bill Maher and Kathy Griffin's Tasteless Jokes - "Tone-Deaf Comedy Jam" -
      (Def Comedy Jam parody) (23)
    • 15. Alex Jones - "Infowars Jones and the Babble of Conspiracies" - (Indiana Jones poster parody)
      (Mark Stutzman art) (24)
    • 16. Kyrie Irving Says the Earth is Flat (Anton Emdin art) (25)
    • 17. White House Staff Firings - "The Let-Go Movie" - (The Lego Movie poster parody)
      (Dean MacAdam art) (26)
    • 18. What widespread addiction in America is whirling out of control? - Fold-In (Al Jaffee) (27)
    • 19. NFL Blackballs Kaepernick - "I had a team" - (Martin Luther King Jr. I had a dream speech)
      (written by Desmond Devlin / Ward Sutton art) (28-29)
    • 20. Trump's Response to Puerto Rico - "Tyrant of the Caribbean" -
      (Pirates of the Caribbean poster parody) (Alejandro Rivas art) (30)
  • Dewey Derwin Destroys the World! "Natural Disaster"
    (written by Kenny Keil / Justin Peterson art) (31-34)
  • Clodco Wholesale (ad parody) (written by Jeff Kruse / Mike Loew art) (35)
  • Projectile Vomit Baby Through History (Scott Nickel) (36-37)
  • Tinder Bio Translations (written by Kenny Keil / Stephen Silver art) (38-39)
  • Ad for tons of Mad books (40-41)
  • Spy vs. Spy - blender / treadmill / grave coffin plans (Peter Kuper) (42-43)
  • The Mad Vault Article From #305 -- Why We Get the Holiday Blahs
    (written by Barry Liebmann / George Woodbridge art) (44-46)
  • The Strip Club (47-49)
  • 10 Toons by Teresa Burns Parkhurst (50-51)
  • A Mad Look at Food Trucks (Sergio Aragones / color by Tom Luth) (52-55)
  • The Gap-Toothed Gallery: Alfred E. Neuron (Michael DeForge) (56)
  • Ad for Mad About Trump (C3)
  • Back Cover -- Important Bike Safety Tips (written by Dick DeBartolo / John Martz art)
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