Mad #305 September 1991

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Super Special January 1992 - TV 3 (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Elections are when people find out what politicians
  stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for!"
  -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
• Letters (Nick Meglin appears on thirtysomething TV show)
  (original The Simpsons artwork and letter from Bart thanking Mad for the cover of #299) (2-3)
• Ad for Swing Along With Mad Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Dunces With Wolves (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (4-7)
• The Proverbial Postal/Pooch Parable - Part I
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (8)
• "Other" Commissioners
  (written by Dennis Snee / John Pound art) (9-11)
• America's Traditional Songs as They Sound to Five-Year-Olds (written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (12-13)
• Mad's Instant Movie Reviews
  (written by Russ Cooper / Gerry Gersten art) (14-15)
• Father Jowly Miseries (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (16-20)
• The Proverbial Postal/Pooch Parable - Part II
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (21)
• A Mad Guide to Sports Phrases On and Off the Playing Field (written by Mike Snider / Jack Davis art) (22-24)
• Spy vs. Spy - catapult's boulder returned by large racket
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (25)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• Spy vs. Spy - wheel widens mountain gap
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (31)
• Why We Get the Holiday Blahs (32-34)
  (written by Barry Liebmann / George Woodbridge art)
• How and Where Sneaky Smokers Can Hide
  Their Filthy Habit... (Paul Peter Porges) (35-37)
• Simpson Rip-Offs We'll Undoubtedly Be Seeing
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Sam Viviano art) (38-39)
• Any Doofus/Bozo/Idiot/Schmuck/Moron/Schmendrick/
  Pinhead/Cretin/Fool/Boob/Ignoramus/Jerk Can...
  But It Takes a Genius To...
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art) (40-42)
• The Violence of the Hams (movie satire)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Sam Viviano art) (43-46)
• The Proverbial Postal/Pooch Parable - Part III
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (47)
• The Mad Summer Camp Guide (George Woodbridge art)
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola) (48)
• Fold-In -- What failure of American society is
  weighing heavily on many of today's teens? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Stupid Teen Magazine
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)