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Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Ecology
(written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
The Puzzle Nook (Patrick Merrell)
A Mad Guide to Martha Stewart's Prison Tattoos (written by Scott Mendenhall)
Questions We Wanted to Hear in the John Roberts Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings
(Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Corrections
Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds - "Mr. Britney Spears"
(written by Mike Snider / Jack Syracuse art)
Graphic Novel Review - The Anally Complete Peanuts
(written by Desmond Devlin / Gary Hallgren art)
Magazine Corrections You May Have Missed
Spam Email Headings You Just Know Are Bullsh*t
The Godfrey Report
Bitterman (Garth Gerhart)
Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds - Dave Chappelle
(written by Mike Snider / Jack Syracuse art)
The Fundalini Comedy Spotlight: Penguin & Salsa Jokes! (Timothy Shamey art)
Celebrity Reality Shows Currently Under Development (Hermann Mejia art)

Star Bores Epic Load III - Retread of the Sh*t! (movie satire)
(written by David Shayne / Hermann Mejia art)
Parental Double-Standards (written by David Shayne / Peter Bagge art)
Pizza Trough (ad parody) (written by Scott Maiko / Scott Bricher art)
Pet Peeves of Mafia Hitmen (John Caldwell)
Fold-In -- What is the leading cause of heart attacks among Americans? (Al Jaffee)
Mad's CD Cover Doodles (Russ Cooper)
Lots (TV satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Richmond art)
Little Green Army Men of Today's Army
(written by Darren Johnson / Irving Schild photos / sculpture by Anthony Cipriano)
The Mad World of... Dating (written by Stan Sinberg / Marc Hempel art)
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From the Case Files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Animal Psychologist (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
What Caused Anakin Skywalker to Become Darth Vader?
(written by Kent Parker / Evan Dorkin art / color by Sarah Dyer)
What Celebrities Laugh At (written by Bob Wieder / Sam Sisco art)
The High School Gentleman's Etiquette Guide for Dating Your Teacher
(written by Dennis Snee / Rick Geary art)
13 Things You Never Want to Hear From a Computer Tech Support Guy
(written by Jeff Kruse / Peter Bagge art)
The Fantastic Four has a Crap-tastic Two Weeks!
(written by Greg Leitman and Johnny Ryan / Johnny Ryan art)
Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell / Brian Durniak art)
Americans Who Just Missed Becoming Pope (written by Jeff Kruse / Hermann Mejia art)
Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy - nitroglycerine tattoo ink (Peter Kuper)
Selected Scenes from Trading Spouses - Special Animated Edition: Marge Simpson and Lois Griffin
(written by Charlie Kadau / Gary Hallgren art)
Go Fetch! (Peter Bagge art)
Signs We Need in Post 9/11 America (written by Jacob Lambert / Nathan Fox art)
Cents-Less Coupons (written by Scott Maiko / Irving Schild photos)
Mad's Inspirational Animal Stories - The Special Puppy
(written by Brian McConnachie / Leonardo Rodriguez art)
Pre-Movie Screens We'd Like to See (written by Jeff Kruse / Al Jaffee art)
Donald Trump, You're Fired!!! (written by Russ Cooper / Sam Sisco art)
Dating Tips for the Mentally Unstable (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
Concussion-ator 3000 (ad parody)
(written by Dave Croatto / idea by Johnny Styne / Irving Schild photos)
Disparate No-Lives (TV satire) (written by David Shayne / Mort Drucker art)
Other Images of Religious Figures in Food Currently Being Offered on Ebay
(written by Joe Raiola / Scott Bricher art)
Suggested Titles for the Next Indiana Jones Movie (written by Matthew A. Cohen / Hermann Mejia art)
One Fine Morning in Fallujah (idea by L.P. Ferrante / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
Fold-In -- What's the hot new way many are getting their music? (Al Jaffee)

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Mad Classics #5 February 2006