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Mad Classics #5 February 2006
Main Image Cover Artist:
Mark Fredrickson
from
#454
Words on the spine
:
"When we say "Best of 2005," it's all relative."
Contents Page
The Best of The Fundalini Pages
Winners at the 2005 Video Game Awards
Vey To Go! - "dinner's on the house"
(
P. C. Vey
)
Punchlines in Search of a Joke
(3 times)
(
John Caldwell
)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
-
Opening Crawl: The Annotated Edition
What People Earn
The Cover We Didn't Use
(
Ray Alma
art)
Video Game Review - Dangerous Assignment:
Assigned to Danger
(
Hermann Mejia
art)
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Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Ecology
(written by
Desmond Devlin
/
Kevin Pope
art)
The Puzzle Nook
(
Patrick Merrell
)
A Mad Guide to Martha Stewart's Prison Tattoos
(written by
Scott Mendenhall
)
Questions We Wanted to Hear in the John Roberts Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings
(
Paul Coker, Jr.
art)
Corrections
Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds - "Mr. Britney Spears"
(written by
Mike Snider
/
Jack Syracuse
art)
Graphic Novel Review - The Anally Complete
Peanuts
(written by
Desmond Devlin
/
Gary Hallgren
art)
Magazine Corrections You May Have Missed
Spam Email Headings You Just Know Are Bullsh*t
The Godfrey Report
Bitterman
(
Garth Gerhart
)
Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds - Dave Chappelle
(written by
Mike Snider
/
Jack Syracuse
art)
The Fundalini Comedy Spotlight: Penguin & Salsa Jokes!
(
Timothy Shamey
art)
Celebrity Reality Shows Currently Under Development
(
Hermann Mejia
art)
Star Bores Epic Load III - Retread of the Sh*t!
(movie satire)
(written by
David Shayne
/
Hermann Mejia
art)
Parental Double-Standards
(written by
David Shayne
/
Peter Bagge
art)
Pizza Trough
(ad parody) (written by
Scott Maiko
/
Scott Bricher
art)
Pet Peeves of Mafia Hitmen
(
John Caldwell
)
Fold-In --
What is the leading cause of heart attacks among Americans?
(
Al Jaffee
)
Mad's CD Cover Doodles
(
Russ Cooper
)
Lots
(TV satire) (written by
Dick DeBartolo
/
Tom Richmond
art)
Little Green Army Men of Today's Army
(written by
Darren Johnson
/
Irving Schild
photos / sculpture by
Anthony Cipriano
)
The Mad World of... Dating
(written by
Stan Sinberg
/
Marc Hempel
art)
Ad for subscriptions
From the Case Files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Animal Psychologist
(
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
)
What Caused Anakin Skywalker to Become Darth Vader?
(written by
Kent Parker
/
Evan Dorkin
art / color by
Sarah Dyer
)
What Celebrities Laugh At
(written by
Bob Wieder
/
Sam Sisco
art)
The High School Gentleman's Etiquette Guide for Dating Your Teacher
(written by
Dennis Snee
/
Rick Geary
art)
13 Things You Never Want to Hear From a Computer Tech Support Guy
(written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Peter Bagge
art)
The Fantastic Four
has a Crap-tastic Two Weeks!
(written by
Greg Leitman
and
Johnny Ryan
/
Johnny Ryan
art)
Planet TAD!!!!!
(written by
Tim Carvell
/
Brian Durniak
art)
Americans Who Just Missed Becoming Pope
(written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Hermann Mejia
art)
Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy
- nitroglycerine tattoo ink (
Peter Kuper
)
Selected Scenes from
Trading Spouses
- Special Animated Edition: Marge Simpson and Lois Griffin
(written by
Charlie Kadau
/
Gary Hallgren
art)
Go Fetch!
(
Peter Bagge
art)
Signs We Need in Post 9/11 America
(written by
Jacob Lambert
/
Nathan Fox
art)
Cents-Less Coupons
(written by
Scott Maiko
/
Irving Schild
photos)
Mad's Inspirational Animal Stories - The Special Puppy
(written by
Brian McConnachie
/
Leonardo Rodriguez
art)
Pre-Movie Screens We'd Like to See
(written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Al Jaffee
art)
Donald Trump, You're Fired!!!
(written by
Russ Cooper
/
Sam Sisco
art)
Dating Tips for the Mentally Unstable
(
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
)
Concussion-ator 3000
(ad parody)
(written by
Dave Croatto
/ idea by
Johnny Styne
/
Irving Schild
photos)
Disparate No-Lives
(TV satire) (written by
David Shayne
/
Mort Drucker
art)
Other Images of Religious Figures in Food Currently Being Offered on
Ebay
(written by
Joe Raiola
/
Scott Bricher
art)
Suggested Titles for the Next
Indiana Jones
Movie
(written by
Matthew A. Cohen
/
Hermann Mejia
art)
One Fine Morning in Fallujah
(idea by
L.P. Ferrante
/
Paul Coker, Jr.
art)
Fold-In --
What's the hot new way many are getting their music?
(
Al Jaffee
)
Red = First Appearance of Original Material
/ Article Title Links Go To Original Source Issues
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