Mad #296 July 1990

• Cover Artist: Jack Davis

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• Ad for Subscriptions featuring A Pretentious Compendium of Mad's Very Best Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions by
  Al Jaffee and Mad Zaps the Human Race! by Frank Jacobs
  Big Book Bonuses
• Contents Page
• Letters (photo of David Leisure and dog "Bear" with #294)
  (note that Chinese Mad is available) (photo of Blink Funlove aka Dick DeBartolo) (photo of Will Vinton with #293)
  (An Important Consumer Message from the
  Publisher of Mad Magazine -
  What do you think of "scam" telephone "opinion polls"?)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Gore of the Roses (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• A Mad Look at Hair (Sergio Aragones)
• Making Baseball Card Collections Complete
  (written by Desmond Devlin / John Pound art)
• All You Need to Know You Learned in Nursery School
  (written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Don (Duck) Edwing On the Loose at the Zoo
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
• Important Things We'd Never Learn Without TV
  (written by Tom Koch / Mort Drucker art)
• More Quick Recoveries For Embarrassing Situations (Al Jaffee)
• The Mad New Kids on the Block True or False Personality Quiz (written by Charlie Kadau / Rick Tulka art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Leisure Time Courses Adults Really Need
  (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
• Mad's Video Reviews (written by Stan Hart / Sam Viviano art)
• The 2-Hour School of Dentistry
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Tom Bunk art)
• Find The... (Paul Peter Porges)
• Greeting Cards for People We Don't Even Know
  (written by Tom Koch / Harry North, Esq. art)
• Roach! (TV satire) (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art)
• Fold-In -- For whose work is a bidding war
  creating higher and higher prices? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Mad's All-Star Flopps - All New 2nd Series!
  (Richard Williams art)