MAD #113 — September 1967

"An electronic computer and a bikini swim suit are very much alike...they both eliminate a great deal of guesswork!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for MAD Paperback Books
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters Dept.

  Notes

  • Ads for Subscriptions — "For just a little folding money you don't have to monkey around at the newsstands!" (origami by Giuseppe Baggi / Irving Schild photo), Alfred E. Neuman portraits
  2–3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine) summary
• Some Mad Auto Safety Features

  Achilles Wheel Dept.

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #12 — 1969 Annual
  • The MAD Morality — 1970 (excerpt)
  • The Pocket MAD — 1974 (Paperback #36)
  • MAD's Vastly Overrated Al Jaffee — 1976 Big Book
  • MAD Special #69 — Winter 1989
  4–7 sample
• Water Sports Foto-Plays

  Aqua-Bats Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen / UPI and World Wide photos
  8–10
• The Iron Horselaff (TV satire)

  And Another Engine Bites the Dust Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Mort Drucker
  11–16
• At the Academy of Electric Fan Repair

  Don Martin Dept. Part I

  Don Martin

  Reprinted in 9 collections

  • The Completely MAD Don Martin — 1974 Big Book
  • The MAD Gross Book — 2001
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — Turd in a Series — 2003
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — The Mother Load — 2004
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  • Inside MAD — 2013
  • MAD Picks — Special Collector's Edition 2013
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — Don Martin — 2014
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
  17
• Horrifying Cliches

  Spooking From Pictures Dept.

  Written by Phil Hahn, George Woodbridge, and May Sakami / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #12 — 1969 Annual
  • MAD Color Classics #3 — April 2001
  • The MAD Monster Book of Horrifying Clichés — 2002
  • Horrifyingly MAD — 2011
  18–19 sample
• If Famous Poets Had Written "Mother Goose"

  From the Sub-Rhyme to the Ridiculous Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Jack Rickard

  Reprinted in 8 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #12 — 1969 Annual
  • The MAD Morality — 1970 (excerpt)
  • The Pocket MAD — 1974 (Paperback #36)
  • Completely MAD — 1991 (excerpt)
  • MAD Special #91 — January 1994
  • MAD XL #2 — March 2000
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  • Extremely Moronic MAD — 2012
  20–22
• Spy vs. Spy — knife shocker / hollow fall-through bed

  Joke and Dagger Dept. Part I

  Antonio Prohias

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD's Big Book of Spy vs. Spy Capers and Other Surprises — 1978
  • Spy vs. Spy — The Complete Casebook — Antonio Prohias — 2001
  • Spy vs. Spy — Omnibus — Antonio Prohias — 2011
  23
• MAD's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself Vietnam Newspaper Story

  Selective Wire-Service Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The Worst From MAD #12 — 1969 Annual
  24–25
• The Lighter Side of Going Steady

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #12 — 1969 Annual
  • The MAD Morality — 1970 (excerpt)
  • Dave Berg's MAD Trash — 1977 Big Book
  • MAD About Dad — 2004 (excerpt)
  26–29
• In Caveman Days

  Don Martin Dept. Part II

  Don Martin

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD Follies #7 — 1969 Annual
  • The Completely MAD Don Martin — 1974 Big Book
  • The Pocket MAD — 1974 (Paperback #36)
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — Don Martin — 2014
  30
• Everyday Guts Magazine

  Home Is Where the Hardy Is Dept.

  Written by Larry Siegel / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • More Trash From MAD #12 — 1969 Annual
  31–34 sample
• Spy vs. Spy — drumset / bus stop bag switcheroo

  Joke and Dagger Dept. Part II

  Antonio Prohias

  Reprinted in 6 collections

  • MAD's Big Book of Spy vs. Spy Capers and Other Surprises — 1978
  • MAD XL #2 — March 2000
  • Spy vs. Spy — The Complete Casebook — Antonio Prohias — 2001
  • MAD Art — 2002 (excerpt)
  • Spy vs. Spy — Omnibus — Antonio Prohias — 2011
  • MAD Presents Spy vs. Spy — January 2011
  35
• America, the Beautiful — Revisited

  A Hymn to Disgrace Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs and Max Brandel / UPI and World Wide photos

  Reprinted in 6 collections

  • MAD Follies #7 — 1969 Annual
  • The MAD Morality — 1970 (excerpt)
  • MAD Special #91 — January 1994
  • MAD Picks — Special Collector's Edition 2013
  • Inside MAD — 2013
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
  36–38 sample
• One Morning in the Jungle

  Don Martin Dept. Part III

  Don Martin

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Follies #7 — 1969 Annual
  • The Pocket MAD — 1974 (Paperback #36)
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — Don Martin — 2014
  39
• MAD Mini-Movies (movie satires)

  Cinemascoop Dept.

  Featuring /

  • Dr. Zhicago — Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Jack Davis
  • Is Paris Boring? — Written by Lou Silverstone / Art by Mort Drucker — sample
  • Throw-Up — Written by Arnie Kogen / Art by Bruce Stark — sample
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • The MAD Morality — 1970 (excerpt of Throw-Up)
  40–48
• Fold-In — Where is the current trend in popular literature headed?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — Greasylene Hair Tonic (ad parody)
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