Mad #139 December 1970

• Cover Artist: Jack Davis

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• The Vampire (Sergio Aragones) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Most people are too lazy to open the door
  when opportunity knocks!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Subscriptions (wartime foxhole - Paul Coker, Jr. art), Mad Power Paperback, Alfred E. Neuman portraits
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Airplot (movie satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art) (4-10)
• A Mad Look at "Tokenism" of the Future
  (written by Vic Cowen / Irving Schild photos) (11-14)
• One Day at a Construction Site (Don Martin) (15)
• The Lighter Side of The Revolutionary Movement
  (Dave Berg) (16-20)
• Hawks & Doves - growing grass (Al Jaffee) (21)
• Deceptive Money-Saving Labels
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Irving Schild photos) (22-23)
• Mad's Guaranteed Effective All-Occasion
  Non-Slanderous Political Smear Speech (24-25)
  (written by William Garvin / George Woodbridge art)
• Still Life by Jerry Robinson (26-28)
• Silent Majority - The Magazine For Middle America
  (written by Larry Siegel / George Woodbridge art) (29-33)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at an Ad Agency
  (written by Larry Siegel / Jack Rickard art) (34-35)
• Ads For Movie Revivals
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art) (36-38)
• A Mad Look at Two High School Generations
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Paul Coker, Jr. art)(39-41)
• Spy vs. Spy - bridge rocks (Antonio Prohias) (42)
• Ironride (TV satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres art) (43-47)
• One Day in a Crash-Pad (Don Martin) (48)
• Fold-In -- Mini? Midi? Maxi? What kind of clothing style
  would we like to see kids wear? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- A Future Politcal Campaign Poster -
  "The Spiro of '76"
  (written by William Garvin / Norman Mingo art)