Mad #33 October 2023

• Cover Artist: Terry Wolfinger

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• Contents Page - Alfred as Frankenstein behind school desk, combining Norman Mingo #101 art and James Warhola art from Monster Mad paperback - background Jack Davis art from E.C. Fan Addict Club Ad in #8 (C2-1)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine (new and reprinted)
• One Fine Day During Lunch Period (Don Martin) (2)
• A Mad Look At Zombies (Sergio Aragones)
  (reduced from 4 pages to 2) (3-4)
• Scenes We'd Like to See - The Bride of Frankenstein
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art) (5)
• The Adnauseam Family (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (6-10)
• Don't Die This Halloween!!!
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Ed Steckley art) (11)
• Subscription Ad (featuring Antonio Prohias spies) (12)
• Superhero High
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Joe Staton art) (13-15)
• What School Bus Drivers are Doing While You're in Class!
  (Teresa Burns Parkhurst) (16-17)
• One Tuesday Afternoon After School (Don Martin) (18)
• The Raven (Edgar Allan Poe)
  (written by Harvey Kurtzman / Will Elder art) (19-25)
• Goosebumps Horror Stories That Would Really Scare Kids
  (written by Darren Johnson / Joe Orlando art) (26-27)
• Mad's Tom Bunk Visits a High School Lunchroom (28-29)
• Spy Vs. Spy - dentist's sign chomper /
  fluorscope skeleton shocker (Antonio Prohias) (30)
• Academy Awards for Teachers (31-34)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / George Woodbridge art)
• One Midnight in Wolverton (originally untitled)
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (35)
• Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions at Harry Keister High (originally titled: Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions at Richard M. Nixon High) (Al Jaffee) (36)
• Mad Presents Selected Scenes from the Transylvania Mall
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art) (37-39)
• Differences Between the Original Halloween & Halloween 2018 (written by Brian Posehn / Gideon Kendall art) (40-41)
• New Movie Monsters From Everyday Life
  (written by E. Nelson Bridwell / Joe Orlando art) (42-44)
• Mad Medals to be Presented
  to Deserving Students (Al Jaffee) (45)
• Van Helstink (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Richmond art) (46-49)
• Don Martin Looks at Dracula (50-52)
• Meanwhile... (written by Ian Boothby / Pia Guerra art)
  (combined from #9 and #10) (53)
• Things That Really Get
  Under A Zombie's Skin (John Caldwell) (54-55)
• "He's calling it a hate crime." (Jason Yungbluth) (56)
• The Zombie Food Pyramid (Michael Slack art)
  (written by Todd Eisner and Benjamin Schultz) (56)
• Product Placement in Horror Movies (Scott Nickel) (56)
• Fold-In -- What scary thing is waiting for
  students at some schools? (Johnny Sampson) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Crust Gum Paste (Kelly Freas art)