MAD #33 — October 2023

Article title links go to original source issues

NEW = First appearance of original material

Contents

• Contents Page — Alfred as Frankenstein behind school desk

  combining Norman Mingo art from MAD #101 and James Warhola art from Monster MAD paperback — background Jack Davis art from E.C. Fan Addict Club Ad in MAD #8
  C2–1
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine — new and reprinted)
• One Fine Day During Lunch Period

  MAD's Maddest Artist Dept. (Don Martin Dept. Part I)

  Don Martin
  2
• A MAD Look At Zombies

  Serge-In General Dept. — reduced from 4 pages to 2

  Sergio Aragones
  3–4
• Scenes We'd Like to See — The Bride of Frankenstein

  Groom and Doom Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Jack Davis
  5
• The Adnauseam Family (movie satire)

  Corn on the Macabre Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Mort Drucker
  6–10
• Don't Die This Halloween!!!

  Definitely Come in Candy Dept. (no dept. originally published)

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Ed Steckley
  11
• Subscription Ad

  Antonio Prohias spies
  12
• Superhero High

  The Fantastic Four Years Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Joe Staton
  13–15
• What School Bus Drivers are Doing While You're in Class!

  The Wheel World Dept.

  Teresa Burns Parkhurst
  16–17
• One Tuesday Afternoon After School

  What a Rip Off Dept. (Don Martin Dept. Part II)

  Don Martin
  18
• The Raven

  Classical Type Comics Dept.

  Poem by Edgar Allan Poe / Written by Harvey Kurtzman / Art by Will Elder
  19–25
• Goosebumps Horror Stories That Would Really Scare Kids

  Another Stine Mess Dept.

  Written by Darren Johnson / Art by Joe Orlando
  26–27
• MAD's Tom Bunk Visits a High School Lunchroom

  Failure to Lunch Dept.

  Tom Bunk
  28–29
• Spy Vs. Spy — dentist's sign chomper / fluoroscope skeleton shocker

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Antonio Prohias
  30
• Academy Awards for Teachers

  Class Act Dept.

  Written by Lou Silverstone / Art by George Woodbridge
  31–34
• One Midnight in Wolverton

  Wolfbane of My Existence Dept. (no dept. originally published) — originally untitled in MAD #207

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Don Martin
  35
• Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions at Harry Keister High

  originally titled Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions at Richard M. Nixon High

  Al Jaffee
  36
• MAD Presents Selected Scenes from the Transylvania Mall

  Little Shops of Horrors Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Jack Davis
  37–39
• Differences Between the Original Halloween & Halloween 2018

  What a Gore Dept.

  Written by Brian Posehn / Art by Gideon Kendall
  40–41
• New Movie Monsters From Everyday Life

  Horror Things By You? Dept.

  Written by E. Nelson Bridwell / Art by Joe Orlando
  42–44
• MAD Medals to be Presented to Deserving Students

  Givin' 'em a Ribbin' Dept.

  Al Jaffee
  45
• Van Helstink (movie satire)

  Hugh Jackass Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Tom Richmond
  46–49
• Don Martin Looks at Dracula

  A Count Receivable Dept.

  Don Martin
  50–52
• Meanwhile... — combined from MAD #9 and MAD #10

  Laugh Chance Dept.

  Written by Ian Boothby / Art by Pia Guerra
  53
• Things That Really Get Under A Zombie's Skin

  Monster's Gall Dept.

  John Caldwell
  54–55
• "He's calling it a hate crime."

  Jason Yungbluth
  56
• The Zombie Food Pyramid

  Written by Todd Eisner and Benjamin Schultz / Art by Michael Slack
  56
• Product Placement in Horror Movies

  Scott Nickel
  56
• Fold-In — What scary thing is waiting for students at some schools? NEW

  Johnny Sampson
  C3
• Back Cover — Crust Gum Paste

  Art by Kelly Freas
  C4