Mad #243 December 1983

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Subscriptions -
  Why Kill Yourself? (big duck in a shooting gallery -
  written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Adam was lucky!
  He never had to listen to Eve talk about the other
  men she could have married!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2)
• Ad for Alfred E. Neuman portraits,
  Big Mad on Campus Paperback (3)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Stuporman ZZZ (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (4-10)
• Mad's Aptitude Test Number One -
  Will You Make a Good Doctor?
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (11)
• Don Martin's Superman III Out-Takes (12-13)
• Cosmetics For Kids
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art) (14-15)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (16-20)
• The Mad School of Parenting Catalogue of Courses
  (written by Stan Hart / George Woodbridge art) (21-24)
• Talking Cars of the Future
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (25-27)
• If Certain Celebrities Married...
  What Would Their Children Be Like?
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art) (28-29)
• Amending the Rule Books to Cover Sportscasters
  (written by Tom Koch / Jack Davis art) (30-32)
• The Book of Mad (written by Lou Silverstone) (33-37)
  • Noah's Ark Cover (Jack Rickard art)
  • Footnotes* to Current Events (Paul Coker, Jr. art)
  • The Lighter Side of Marriage / Sacrifice (Dave Berg)
  • One Thursday Afternoon During the Plagues
    (Don Martin art)
  • A Mad Collection of Very Thin Scrolls
  • Don't Ye Hate...? (Jack Davis art)
  • When Somebody Sayeth, He Really Meaneth...
    (Bob Clarke art)
  • Mad's "Prophet of the Year"
    (George Woodbridge art)
• Job-Related Injuries in Non-Athletic Careers
  (written by Dennis Snee / Jack Rickard art) (38-39)
• Don Martin's Return of the Jedi Out-Takes (40-42)
• T.S. Shnooker (TV satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres art) (43-47)
• Spy vs. Spy - bag handle grenade clip (Antonio Prohias) (48)
• Fold-In -- What great sporting event could
  bring families together again? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- One Day on the Sixth Floor
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)