MAD #244 — January 1984
"We all know how to shut our mouths…but few of us know when!" — Alfred E. Neuman
Contents
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Subscription Ad — Haunted by The Ghost of Christmas Presents?George Woodbridge art from MAD #116C2
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Contents Page1
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Letters Dept.
Notes
- Photo of Mark Hamill reading MAD
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Ad for The MAD Tell It Like It Is Book Paperback3
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(various places around the magazine)
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Warped Games (movie satire)Missile Command — Bezerk — Kaboom! Dept.Written by Larry Siegel / Art by Mort Drucker
Reprinted in 3 collections
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Bedsheet Signs We'll Never See on TVAiring Their Dotty Linen Dept.Written by Tom Koch / Art by Bob Clarke
Reprinted in 1 collection
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Macho is...Virilitease Dept.Written by Tom Koch / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
Reprinted in 2 collections
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One Morning in the Dungeon RoomDon Martin Dept. Part IWritten by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Don Martin
Reprinted in 2 collections
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Spy vs. Spy — "You Are Here" then everywhereJoke and Dagger Dept.19
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MAD's Multiple Choice TV Scene TestThree Are a Match Dept.
Reprinted in 2 collections
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One Afternoon in the School RoomDon Martin Dept. Part IIWritten by Sergio Aragones / Art by Don Martin
Reprinted in 2 collections
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MAD's All-Inclusive "Monday Night Football" Betting PoolBet it Like it Is Dept.Written by Mike Snider / Art by Jack Davis
Reprinted in 1 collection
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Famous Quotations and How the People Back Then Reacted to ThemPast-Asides Dept.Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Harry North, Esq.
Reprinted in 3 collections
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Asinine to Five (TV satire)Schlock-Watching Dept.Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Angelo Torres
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MAD's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself "Jingle Bells"The Rhymes They Are A-Changing Dept.Written by Frank Jacobs34–35
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A MAD History of CommunicationAbsurd-of-Mouth Dept.Written by Larry Siegel / Art by George Woodbridge
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MAD's Aptitude Test Number Two — Will You Make a Good Teacher?BS.A.T. Dept.Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by George Woodbridge41
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You Know You're in a Second Marriage When...Re-Wedded Blitz Dept.42–43
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Psycho, Too (movie satire)I Dismember Mama Dept.Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Mort Drucker
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Fold-In — What kind of weather report can chill you to the bone?
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Back Cover — Lunchbox Pop-Up ClownWritten by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Don MartinC4