Mad #244 January 1984

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Subscription Ad (George Woodbridge art from #116)
  Haunted by The Ghost of Christmas Presents? (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "We all know how to shut our mouths…
  but few of us know when!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (photo of Mark Hamill reading Mad) (2)
• Ad for The Mad Tell It Like It Is Book Paperback (3)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Warped Games (movie satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art) (4-7)
• Bedsheet Signs We'll Never See on TV
  (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art) (8-9)
• Macho is...
  (written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (10-12)
• One Morning in the Dungeon Room
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (13)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (14-18)
• Spy vs. Spy - "You Are Here"
  then everywhere (Antonio Prohias) (19)
• Mad's Multiple Choice TV Scene Test
  (Paul Peter Porges) (20-22)
• One Afternoon in the School Room
  (written by Sergio Aragones / Don Martin art) (23)
• Mad's All-Inclusive "Monday Night Football" Betting Pool
  (written by Mike Snider / Jack Davis art) (24-25)
• Famous Quotations and How the
  People Back Then Reacted to Them
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Harry North, Esq. art) (26-28)
• Asinine to Five (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (29-33)
• Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself "Jingle Bells"
  (written by Frank Jacobs) (34-35)
• A Mad History of Communication
  (written by Larry Siegel / George Woodbridge art) (36-40)
• Mad's Aptitude Test Number Two -
  Will You Make a Good Teacher?
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (41)
• You Know You're in a Second Marriage When...
  (Lloyd Gola) (42-43)
• Psycho, Too (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (44-47)
• One Evening in the Living Room
  (written by Kevin Joy / Don Martin art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What kind of weather report
  can chill you to the bone? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover - Lunchbox Pop-Up Clown
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)