Mad #246 April 1984

• Cover Artist: Jack Davis
• Cover Writer: Al Jaffee

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• Subscription Ad - Why Kill Yourself?
  (railroad crossing gate guillotine - redrawn from #159)
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (Mad Rip-Offs) (2)
• Ad for The Endangered Mad Paperback (3)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Roger Ebore and Gene Sissy review three films (4-11)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (movie satires)
  • Trading Races
  • Raunchy Business
  • Flashdunce
• Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself National Enquirer Cover
  (written by George Gipe / UPI photo) (12-13)
• The Mad Guide to Sure-Fire Ad Lib Lines
  (written by John Ficarra / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (14-16)
• One Morning on a Corner Downtown
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (17)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (18-22)
• Mad's Aptitude Test Number Four -
  Will You Make a Good Politician?
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (23)
• How Many Mistakes Can You Find in
  This Picture of a Fast Food Restaurant?
  (written by Chris Hart / Jack Davis art) (24-25)
• A Mad Look at Foto-Booths (Sergio Aragones) (26-27)
• One Afternoon on a Corner Downtown
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (28)
• Other Crises in Our Public Schools
  (written by Dennis Snee / Bob Clarke art) (29-31)
• Spy vs. Spy - spy in a bottle (Antonio Prohias) (32)
• C*R*E*E*P (33-37)
  (Crisis Relocation Emergency Evacuation Planner) of the Year (written by Lou Silverstone / Harry North, Esq. art)
• Mad's Early Warning Signs (38-39)
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / George Woodbridge art)
• A Mad Look at Cold Sufferers
  (Paul Peter Porges) (40-41)
• One Evening on a Corner Downtown
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (42)
• Matt Houstink (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (43-48)
• Fold-In -- What insatiable monster is
  starting to roam our streets again? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- In Case of Atomic Attack...