Mad #260 January 1986

• Cover Artist: Jack Davis

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Don Martin art from #68) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (Spy vs. Spy II: The Island Caper game promoted)
  (photo still from The Goonies shows Sean Astin reading Mad) (2-3)
• Ad for The Mad Book of Fears and Phobias Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Bleak for the Future (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-7)
• New Uses for Old Batteries (Al Jaffee) (8-9)
• Traveler's Blues (Glenn Frey song parody)
  (Harvey Kurtzman & Will Elder art)
  (written by Frank Jacobs) (10-11)
• One Not So Fine Day in the Life of Artie Charney
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (12)
• The Mad Nasty File
  (written by Tom Koch / Gerry Gersten art) (13-15)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (16-20)
• Floppy Disk (Sergio Aragones) (21)
• Truth in Road Signs
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art) (22-23)
• The Crummymooners (TV rerun satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Sam Viviano art) (24-25)
• A "Miranda Law" For Everyday Victims (26-28)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / George Woodbridge art)
• Horrifying Show-Biz Cliches
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (29-31)
• One Not So Fine Day in the Life of Seymour Schmendrick
  (written by Mat Jacobs / Don Martin art) (32)
• Sicky Minutes Looks at
  Sex and Violence in America Today!
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres art) (33-37)
• A Mad Field Guide for Spotting Celebrities at the Movies
  (Paul Peter Porges) (38-39)
• Mad's Really Relevant Book of Lists - Volume 2
  (written by Frank Jacobs) (40-41)
• Laundromat Bingo
  (written by Rurik Tyler / Bob Clarke art) (42-43)
• One Not So Fine Day in the Life of Harold Qwerty
  (written by Mat Jacobs / Don Martin art) (44)
• Kookoon (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (45-48)
• Fold-In -- How did this year's biggest
  product promotion end up? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Don't Feed the Fake Animals!
  (written by Clay Graham / Don Martin art)