Mad #306 October 1991

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ads for Super Special February 1992 - Collector's Series #2
  and Super Special March 1992 - Wrestling (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "America is a land which fought for freedom and then
  began passing laws to get rid of it!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
• Letters
  (author Maria Reidelbach pitches Completely Mad) (2-3)
• Ad for Sergio Aragones is Totally Mad! Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Teen Rage Moolah Nitwit Turtles II (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• The Jaundiced Jury's Judgment (Don (Duck) Edwing) (9)
• Future Quayle Quotes We Can Expect to Hear
  (written by Al Jaffee) (10-11)
• Making Games More Dangerous
  (Tom Cheney) (12-13)
• The Startling Similarities Between
  Ancient Mythology & Modern Rock
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art) (14-16)
• The Chilling Chopper Chapter (Don (Duck) Edwing) (17)
• Only When You're Sure No One is Watching...
  (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (18-19)
• Why Sports Life is Harder than Real Life
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Jack Davis art) (20-21)
• Salesmen's Claims and Come-Ons That Should Set You Running (written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Bunk art) (22-23)
• Mad's Create-Your-Own Vanilla Ice Biography
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
  (Sam Viviano art) (24-25)
• Spy vs. Spy - shoulder cannon corked
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (26)
• The Prescott University of
  Un-Learning Adult Education Courses
  (written by Tom Koch / Harry North, Esq. art) (27-29)
• Cause or Coincidence?
  (written by Dan Birtcher / George Woodbridge art) (30-31)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (32-36)
• I Sent a Letter Through the Mail... (with apologies to
  Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's The Arrow and the Song)
  (written by Frank Jacobs) (37)
• Other Uses for Satellite Dishes (Paul Peter Porges) (38-39)
• The Ingenious Indian Incursion (Don (Duck) Edwing) (40)
• Mad's Merchandiser of the Year
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (41-44)
• Once Upon a Time...
  (written by Tom Koch / Sergio Aragones art) (45-47)
• Mad's Soap Opera Update (48)
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Rick Tulka art)
• Fold-In -- What tyrannical overbearing
  dictator was recently cut down to size? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Get Mutt. You'll Pay.
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Angelo Torres art)