Mad #322 October 1993

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams
• Cover Photos: AP / Wide World

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• Ads for Super Special January 1994 - (33 tattoos)
  Collector's Series #6 and Super Special March 1994 (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "English is a language where double negatives are a no-no!"
  -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
• Letters
  (2-Question Interview, photo of Mayim Bialik with #24) (2-3)
• Ad for Spy vs. Spy - The Updated Files #8 Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Batsman: The Anemic Series (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Sam Viviano art) (4-8)
• The Puny Pugilist's Performance (Don (Duck) Edwing) (9)
• Here's Mad's Reasons Not to Visit Disney World This Year!
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Tom Bunk art) (10-11)
• The Frustrated Environmentalist
  (written by Cynthia Baddour / James Warhola art) (12-14)
• Spy Vs. Spy: The Tourist (15-17)
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / George Woodbridge art)
• Translating "Studspeak"
  (written by Matthew A. Cohen / Rick Tulka art) (18-19)
• Which is More Satisfying...
  (written by Mark Hudis / Gerry Gersten art) (20-21)
• Regional Celebrations You Rarely Hear About
  (Paul Peter Porges) (22-23)
• The Belching Dragon Menu (George Woodbridge art)
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola) (24-25)
• A Mad Look at UFOs (Sergio Aragones) (26-28)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (29-32)
• Mad Salutes Some Legendary Moms and Dads
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art) (33-35)
• The Tumultuous Trebek Tribunal (Don (Duck) Edwing) (36)
• A Decent Disposal (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (37-40)
• Personality Traits and Genetics
  or Why You Are the Way You Are
  (written by P.J. Madden / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (41-43)
• Olympic Events for the Dead (Tom Cheney) (44-45)
• To Be Or Not To Be (A Queen's Soliloquy)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art) (46-47)
• Official Ballot: Who Will Be the Unlucky Winner in
  Mad's Alfred E. Neuman Look-Alike Contest?
  Choices: Ted Koppel, David Letterman, Prince Charles
  (AP / Wide World photos) (48)
• Fold-In -- Where is there pestilence, hunger and human suffering that even the U.N. can't stop? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Rejected Cracker Jack Prizes
  (written by Dave Wielgus / James Warhola art)