MAD #335 — May 1995

"A plastic surgeon's office is the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for Subscriptions
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Don (Duck) Edwing illustrates Florida "Hurricane Tip" American Red Cross billboards; photo of Brian Levant with MAD #331; Ad for Subscriptions with MAD Pin Collection Bonus
  2–3
• Mad Factoids

  That's Infotainment Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider
  (various places around the magazine)
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• Intravenous With the Vampire (movie satire)

  Plight of the Living Dead Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD About the Movies — 1998
  • MAD XL #4 — July 2000
  • MAD About the Movies — Director's Cut — 2008
  • Horrifyingly MAD — 2011
  4–8
• Only a Republican/Democrat Could Possibly Believe...

  The Postulation Explosion Dept.

  Written by Russ Cooper / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD XL #4 — July 2000
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD Spoofs Politics — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  • MAD #40 — December 2024
  9–11
• The Baseball Strike Hall of Fame

  Glove's Labor Lost Dept.

  Written by Paul Peter Porges / Art by James Warhola

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #19 — January 2003
  12–13
• The Revolting Roadside Roundup

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #4 — July 2000
  14
• The MAD Nasty File — Volume VIII

  Along the Snide Lines Dept.

  Written by Tom Koch / Art by Gerry Gersten

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #9 — June 2001
  • MAD Art — 2002 (excerpt)
  15–17
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg
  18–22
• College Roommates from Hell

  Dorm Warnings in Effect Dept.

  Written by Steve Phillips / Art by Leslie Sternbergh

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #137 — May 1999
  • MAD Classics #1 — August 2005
  23–26
• Spy vs. Spy — snowman bear

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by John Schneider / Art by Dave Manak

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD XL #1 — January 2000
  • MAD XL #3 — June 2000
  • The MAD Holiday Survival Guide — 2004
  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  27
• How Many Mistakes Can You Find in This Picture of a Real Estate Infomercial?

  Err Apparent Dept.

  Written by Chris Hart / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #9 — June 2001
  28–29
• The Bombastic Baptismal Befuddlement

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #13 — January 2002
  30
• Plot Friction (movie satire)

  Violence of the Hams Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen / Art by Sam Viviano

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD XL #6 — November 2000
  • MAD About The Oscars — 2004
  • MAD Classics #14 — April 2007
  • MAD About the Movies — Director's Cut — 2008
  • MAD Spoofs the 90s — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  31–35 sample
• Putting Striking Baseball Players Back to Work

  Hire Education Dept.

  Tom Cheney

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Color Classics #5 — April 2002
  36–37
• MAD's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself O.J. Simpson Trial Newspaper Story

  Murder, Ink Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  38–39
• A MAD Look at Handguns

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #11 — April 2005
  • MAD's Greatest Artists: Sergio Aragonés — 2010
  40–43
• Ecch-Files (TV satire)

  Close Encounters of the Absurd Kind Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD Special #137 — May 1999
  • MAD About TV — 1999
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  • MAD Spoofs the 90s — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  44–48
• Fold-In — What is replacing baseball as our new national pastime?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #6 — November 2000
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — One Sunny Morning in L.A.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • Totally MAD — 2012
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
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