MAD #337 — July 1995

"Blood is thicker than water…but it makes lousy lemonade!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Subscription Ad — Why Kill Yourself?

  Railroad crossing gate guillotine — redrawn from #159

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Jack Davis
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Ad for MAD Super Special August 1995 — Collector's Series #11, featuring full-color double-sided Mega-MAD Poster
  2–3
• Questions From the Edge

  On a Query Day Dept.

  Written by Henry Clark
  (various places around the magazine)
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• Buttman Fershlugginer (movie satire)

  Getting Too Carreyed Away Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Batman Spectacular — July 1997
  • MAD Presents Batman — September 2012
  4–8
• Rumbaflex 2000 "Now You're In Control"

  A Kick in the Assembly Dept.

  Written by Jim Barton / Art by Malinda Dunn

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD XL #5 — August 2000
  • Inside MAD — 2013
  • MAD Choice Cuts — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
  9–12 sample
• Only a Wrestling Fan Could Ever...

  Gullibles' Travels Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Drew Friedman

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #4 — July 2000
  13–15
• The Real Reasons Why Men Don't Ask Directions

  Lost Cause and Effect Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #6 — November 2000
  16–17
• New Victim Groups for the '90s

  Getting the Short End of the Schtick Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Shary Flenniken

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  18–20
• Spy vs. Spy — bus stop sidewalk escape

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Antonio Prohias / Art by Dave Manak

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Spy vs. Spy — The Complete Casebook — Antonio Prohias — 2001
  • Spy vs. Spy — Omnibus — Antonio Prohias — 2011
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• A MAD Look at Video Cameras

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #3 — April 2001
  • MAD About Dad — 2004 (excerpt)
  22–25
• TV People — What They Say and What They Really Mean

  Twin Speaks Dept.

  Written by Greg Eckler / Art by Barry Blitt

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #4 — July 2000
  26–27 sample
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #20 — March 2003
  • MAD's Greatest Artists: Dave Berg — 2013
  28–32
• Toys Inspired by Today's Headlines

  Tot Off the Press Dept.

  Paul Peter Porges

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #7 — January 2001
  33–35
• Goofus and Gallant's Guide to Sex & Dating

  Boys 'n the Wood Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Dave Manak

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #6 — November 2000
  36–37
• Duck Edwing Sequestered at the O.J. Trial

  Persecuting the Juice Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  38–40
• Spy vs. Spy — safe extension crusher

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Dave Manak

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #5 — August 2000
  • Spy vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  41
• Jim Carrey Visits The Larry Sanders Show

  Oy Vey Now! Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Angelo Torres
  42–47
• MAD's Completely Up-To-Date U.S. Tourist Map Symbols

  A Sign of the Crimes Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #5 — August 2000
  48
• Fold-In — What's prompting many Republican candidates to line up eagerly at fundraising dinners?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — Famous Artists' Paintings of Comic Book Characters

  Written by Charlie Richards / Art by Greg Theakston

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD About Super Heroes — 2002
  • MAD Spoofs Superheroes — Special Collector's Edition — 2026
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