Mad #334 March/April 1995

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
  (Jack Rickard art from #239) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (photo of Slash with #330) (Mike Slaubaugh
  points out Dave Berg and Angelo Torres milestones) (2-3)
• Ad for Super Special April 1995 - Collector's Series #10
  featuring 4 Connectable Collectable Wall Prints
• Why Bother? (written by Russ Cooper)
  **various places around the magazine
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Frankenslime (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (4-8)
• How to Pick Lottery Numbers the Mad Way
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Tom Bunk art) (9-11)
• Would it Kill Your Pet...?
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Bob Jones art) (12-13)
• A Letter from USscAir Chairman & CEO E. Death Scorchfield (written by Dick DeBartolo) (14)
• The 11 Rarest Animation Cells on the Market
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Sam Viviano art) (15-18)
• Scenes We'd Like to See - The Bride of Frankenstein (19)
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art)
• TV Warnings We Really Need
  (written by John Prete / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (20-21)
• Sending Up a Red Flag (John Caldwell) (22-23)
• The Republican Party's "Contract With America"
  (Truthful Post-Election Version!)
  (written by Mike Snider / Drew Friedman art) (24-25)
• Why Do We Believe... (26-28)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / George Woodbridge art)
• Spy Vs. Spy - top secret paper shredder
  (written by John Schneider / Dave Manak art) (29)
• Customized Driving Tests for TV Characters
  (written by Matthew A. Cohen / Rick Tulka art) (30-31)
• Real-Life Superheroes at Comic Book Coventions
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Al Jaffee art) (32-33)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (34-38)
• A Mad Look at Hockey (Sergio Aragones) (39-42)
• Quease Show (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (43-47)
• The Mongolian Mountain Mystery
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (48)
• Fold-In -- What's the only hope all Americans
  have of receiving excellent health care? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Commemorative Music Stamps We'd Like to See (written by Frank Santopadre / Greg Theakston art)