Mad #387 November 1999

• Cover Artist: Joe Devito

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Kelly Freas art from #52) (C2)
• Vey To Go - space alien done with lemonade (P. C. Vey)
• Contents Page (1-3)
• Ads for Mad About the '90s book,
  How to be a Successful Dog book,
  and Super Special November 1999 #141 -
  Mad Trashes the '90s!
• Letters (plug for the Spy vs. Spy Nintendo game) (4-5)
  • Katherine Healy - Irvine, CA
  • Celebrity Snap with #378 -
    Hailey Apter (with Steve Austin) - Dresher, PA
  • Mad Mumblings@aol.com - Viaviolins, Homegirl39, SFSniper13
  • Colin Smith - Missoula, MT
  • Request for readers to send in their three favorite articles
  • J. H. - Charlotte, NC
  • 2-Question Interview - "Weird Al" Yankovic
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Foley and Walsh Go to the Movies (6-14)
  (written by Desmond Devlin)
  • Introduction / ongoing Foley & Walsh
    (Grey Blackwell art)
  • Big Bladder (movie satire) (Angelo Torres art)
  • Mouth Park - Piggish, Lamer & Uncouth
    (movie satire) (Grey Blackwell art)
  • I'm Enterin' Pie (movie satire) (Ray Alma art)
• The Frog Prince - an updated fairy tale...
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Gary Hallgren art) (15)
• Monroe &... South of the Border
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (16-17)
• The Mad World of the Press (R.J. Matson art)
  (written by Mike Snider and Butch D'Ambrosio) (18-20)
• Mad Regurgitates the 20th Century - 100 Years of Idiocy
  (idea by Tom Koch) (21-28)
  • 1900-1929 (James Warhola art)
  • 1930-1959 (Richard Williams art)
  • 1960-1989 (Scott Bricher art)
  • 1990-1999 (Drew Friedman art)
  • insets (Sergio Aragones art)
• More Joke Set-Ups That Don't Need a Punchline (29)
  (John Caldwell)
• Mad Equations
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Sam Sisco art) (30-31)
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Halloween
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art) (32-33)
• Modern Chinese Fortune Cookies
  (written by Dennis Snee / Irving Schild photo) (34)
• The ABC's of Drugs
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Rick Tulka art) (35-38)
• A Mad Look at Animal Activists (Sergio Aragones) (39-41)
• Trivialers HMO Medical Claim Form (42-43)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / idea by John Biederman)
  (Elwood Smith art)
• The Bland Witch Project (movie satire)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Bill Wray art) (44-47)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds:
  Dr. Jack Kevorkian
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What has become the most
  effective way of recycling garbage? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Spy vs. Spy - bomb on stilts comes out of alarm (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Peter Kuper art)