Mad #386 October 1999

• Cover Artist: James Warhola

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• Ad for Subscriptions (C2)
• Contents Page (1-3)
• Ad for Tales Calculated to Drive You Mad #7 - Fall 1999
  contains reprints of comics #19, #20, and #21 -
  Frank Jacobs text
• Letters (photo of Grey Blackwell with National Cartoonists Society award) (vote for how to kill the Pokémon)
  (plug for Totally Mad CD-Roms) (4-5)
  • Charles Yves - Danbury, CT
  • Mad Mumblings@aol.com - Gecko4797, MunkyCheze, MoeJoe17, Krimjti1, IvyCATS, BOBJ42, HellMack2, Slayer4433, GoodBik
  • Iris Wong - Ontario, Canada
  • Stephen Gordon - Reseda, CA
  • Goodbye to interns Kenny Byerly and Jacob Lambert
  • Celebrity Snap with #377 and #378 -
    Matt Tracey (with Verne Troyer) - Winnetka, IL
  • Celebrity Snap with #196 - (with Kenny Baker)
    Mike Manikowski - New Baltimore, MI
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Hokéycon (TV satire)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Gary Hallgren art) (6-10)
• Mad's Nascar Primer (John Caldwell) (11-13)
• Spy vs. Spy - psychiatrist back-stabber
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Peter Kuper art) (14-15)
• Tarzany (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (16-20)
• Settling the Microsoft Monopoly Lawsuit on Judge Judy
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Keith Seidel art) (21-23)
• Livin' to Feed Al Roker
  (sung to the tune of 'Livin' La Vida Loca')
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Rick Tulka art) (24-25)
• Monroe &... The Motor Bike
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (26-29)
• Mad-sterpiece Theater: "The Pokémon Playhouse"
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Amanda Conner art) (30-31)
• Mr. Movie™ Surround Sound Home
  Theater System Operating Instructions
  (Timothy Shamey and Dennis Wunderlin art)
  (written by Darren Johnson) (32-35)
• Mad's Stuck-In-Traffic, Second-By-Second Timetable
  (written by Dave Croatto / Bob Staake art) (36-37)
• A Mad Look at Phones (Sergio Aragones) (38-40)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (41-44)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at the Making of
  Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Ray Alma art) (45-47)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Jay Leno
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What ongoing danger in America
  threatens our students' futures? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Dr. Kevorkian's Children's Book Club
  (written by Frank Santopadre and Michael Patrick Dobkins)
  (Robert Tanenbaum art)