Mad #385 September 1999

• Cover Artist: Mark Stutzman

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• Ad for Subscriptions (C2)
• Contents Page (1-3)
• Ad for Super Special September 1999 - #140 -
  Best of the Stupid Years #2
• Letters (4-5)
  • Renee Hendrie - La Mirada, CA
  • Celebrity Snap with #379 (with Jenna Elfman) -
    Jeff Black and Juli Ann Pierce - Los Angeles, CA
  • Spy vs. Spy Origami - Sara Hanley - Los Angeles, CA
  • Colleen McMahon - Sparta, NJ
  • Dan Gluckman - Franklin Square, NY
  • Nathaniel Stein - Wellesley Hills, MA
  • D. B. - Houston, TX
  • 2-Question Interview - Alex Trebek
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Star Bores Epic Load I -
  The Fandumb Megamess (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (6-10)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (11-14)
• A Mad Look at Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace -
  The Hype (Sergio Aragones) (15-17)
• Monroe &... The Midnight Movie
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (18-20)
• Warner Bros. Studio Stores - Unofficial Catalog (21-28)
  (written by Scott Maiko / Scott Bricher, Gary Hallgren,
  Anthony Cipriano, Kevin Greene art / Irving Schild photos)
• Gigglin's Island (written by Don (Duck) Edwing) (29)
• Mad's Guide to Telling the Difference Between
  Pro Wrestling, Jerry Springer, and Politics
  (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art) (30-33)
• Mad's Best-Sellers Cut Down to Size
  (written by Eric Perlin / Irving Schild photos) (34-35)
• A Mad Look at The Phantom Menace
  (Sergio Aragones) (36-39)
• When Other Celebrities Jump On the Poetry Bandwagon
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
  (idea by John Biederman) (40-42)
• Detroit Rock Sissies (movie satire)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Ray Alma art) (43-47)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds:
  Marilyn Manson
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What childhood disease is
  being denied coverage by HMOs? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover --
  Mark McGwire - Home 'Roid King (ad parody)
  (written by David Shayne / AP & Wide World photo)