MAD #391 — March 2000

"People who live in glass houses should look like Sharon Stone!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Subscription Ad

  Norman Mingo art from Worst #12
  C2
• Contents Page

  Notes

  • Vey To Go — not the parents in bed — P. C. Vey sample
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • MAD #484 — December 2007
  • Ad for MAD XL #2 — March 2000 — featuring Frank Jacobs's The MAD World of William M. Gaines — Part 2
  1–3
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Drew Carey Celebrity Snap with Special #119
  4–5
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• 7th Heaving (TV satire)

  A Man of the Froth Dept.

  Written by Dennis Snee / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #34 — July 2005
  6–10
• Chic Glitz Computer University

  An Embarrassment of Richard's Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo
  11
• Is It Really Cause for Celebration When...

  It's a Win-Wince Situation Dept.

  Written by John Prete / Art by James Warhola
  12–13
• Monroe &… Health Class

  Angster's Paradise Dept.

  Written by Anthony Barbieri / Art by Bill Wray

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #11 — November 2006
  14–16
• Magic 8-Ball Answers for the New Millennium

  Fortune Smellers Dept.

  Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Lisa Haney
  17
• A MAD Look at Toy Story 2

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  18–20
• Harry Plodder and the Kidney Stone by J.K. Growling (book parody)

  The Blunderful Wizard is Odd Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by James Warhola

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #1 — August 2005
  21–28
• Only a Republican/Democrat Could Possibly Believe… (vol. 2)

  The Postulation Explosion Dept.

  Written by Russ Cooper / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Classics #6 — April 2006
  • Totally MAD — 2012
  • The Golden Treasury of Trash — Special Collector's Edition 2013
  • MAD Spoofs Politics — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  29–31
• Spy vs. Spy — remote-controlled airplane mountain crash

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Peter Kuper

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  32–33
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Technology

  The Schmucks Stop Here Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Kevin Pope

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #7 — June 2006
  34–35
• Spot Your Parents! — How your parents reacted when you blew the big game

  The Traits of Wrath Dept.

  Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Rick Tulka
  36
• The Lighter Side of…

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg
  37–40
• Which Webcam Is It?

  Pointless and Click Dept.

  John Caldwell
  41–42
• MAD's Etiquette Guide for Drunk Drivers

  A Word to the D.W.I.'s Dept.

  Written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #2 — September 2005
  43–45
• George W. Bush Faces the Drug Issue Head-On!

  The Lies of Texas are Upon You Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD XL #13 — January 2002 (excerpt)
  • MAD XL #34 — July 2005
  • The MAD War on Bush — 2007
  • MAD Spoofs Politics — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  46–47
• MAD's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Jeff Gordon

  Grieving Las Vegas Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Hermann Mejia
  48
• Fold-In — What global technology is bound to create increased death and injury?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964-2010 — 2011
  C3
• Back Cover — The Floor Plan of Bill & Hillary Clinton's New Home

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by James Warhola

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Spoofs Politics — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  C4