Mad #391 March 2000

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Subscription Ad (Norman Mingo art from Worst #12) (C2)
• Vey To Go - not the parents in bed (P. C. Vey)
• Contents Page (1-3)
• Ad for Mad XL #2 - March 2000 - featuring
  Frank Jacobs's The Mad World of William M. Gaines - Part 2
• Letters (4-5)
  • Brian Katcher - Pachuca, Mexico
  • Mark Mayeski - Nampa, ID
  • Tim Richard - Bear Lake, MI
  • Luis Ramirez - Tenn. Colony, TX
  • Celebrity Snap with Special #119 -
    (with Drew Carey) - Chris Stepinski - Parma Heights, OH
  • Mad Mumblings@aol.com - Zendlikdrgn, Nort893, LarKhan666, Airbear182, SpyBandit, Molluck, SirDiesel, JRD369, Jester354, PBDoughbo1, GoodBik, Errr19, Bunnie2567, Comnuts25, MagicCody
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• 7th Heaving (TV satire)
  (written by Dennis Snee / Angelo Torres art) (6-10)
• Chic Glitz Computer University (11)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo)
• Is It Really Cause for Celebration When...
  (written by John Prete / James Warhola art) (12-13)
• Monroe &... Health Class
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (14-16)
• Magic 8-Ball Answers for the New Millennium
  (written by Jeff Kruse / Lisa Haney art) (17)
• A Mad Look at Toy Story 2 (Sergio Aragones) (18-20)
• Harry Plodder and the Kidney Stone
  by J.K. Growling (book parody)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / James Warhola art) (21-28)
• Only a Republican/Democrat Could Possibly Believe...
  (vol. 2) (written by Russ Cooper / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (29-31)
• Spy vs. Spy - remote-controlled
  airplane mountain crash (Peter Kuper) (32-33)
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Technology
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art) (34-35)
• Spot Your Parents! - How your parents
  reacted when you blew the big game (36)
  (written by Jeff Kruse / Rick Tulka art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (37-40)
• Which Webcam Is It? (John Caldwell) (41-42)
• Mad's Etiquette Guide for Drunk Drivers
  (written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Tom Bunk art) (43-45)
• George W. Bush Faces the Drug Issue Head-On!
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Mort Drucker art) (46-47)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Jeff Gordon (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What global technology is bound to
  create increased death and injury? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- The Floor Plan of Bill & Hillary Clinton's
  New Home (written by Mike Snider / James Warhola art)