Mad #393 May 2000

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Subscriptions Ad (Norman Mingo art from Special #15) (C2)
• Ian Is Believin' (Ian Marsden)
• Contents Page (1-3)
• "Too many people think the best way to get a leg up on their finances is to look for a hand out!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Ad for Mad "shoddy merchandise"
  (Norman Mingo art from Trash #5)
• Letters (Fans note the passing of Don Martin) (4-5)
  • Jacob Schuman - Huntingdon Valley, PA
  • Mad Blurb - John McCain
  • John Harding - Wilmington, DE
  • Shawn Patton - Rockford, IL
  • John Jackson - Meford, OR
  • Ryan Black - Brentwood, TN
  • Celebrity Snap with #377 and #375 -
    (with Mary Matalin and James Carville) -
    Kevin Means - New Milton, WV
  • Celebrity Snap with a covered Mad -
    (with Steve Forbes) - J. P. Martin - Eagle River, AK
  • Sareen Pearl - Orange, CT
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Yellow Mile (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (6-9)
• The Last Thing You Want to Hear... (John Caldwell) (10-11)
• A Magazine Publisher's Sweepstakes Letter We'd Like to See (written by Stan Sinberg / Angelo Torres art) (12-13)
• Monroe &... The Internet
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (14-16)
• Final Episodes of Peanuts You Never Saw
  (written by John Prete / Jack Syracuse art) (17-20)
• Practical Joke Items Guaranteed to Put the
  "Fun" Back in Funerals (Kevin Pope art)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo and Frank Santopadre) (21-23)
• Mad's Dysfunctional Family Tree
  (written by Ryan Pagelow / Leslie Sternbergh art) (24-25)
• All-New Even Yet Still More Badly Needed
  Warning Labels for Rock Albums (26-29)
  (written by Desmond Devlin)
• 6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything - Part IV (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art) (30-31)
• Spy vs. Spy - movie camera gun (Peter Kuper) (32-33)
• Political Pokémon
  (written by Mike Snider / Grey Blackwell art) (34-37)
• A More Complete Array of Directional and Signal Lights
  (written by Darren Johnson / James Warhola art) (38)
• A Mad Look at Cops (Sergio Aragones) (39-42)
• Settling the Howard Stern Divorce Case on Judge Judy
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Angelo Torres art) (43-47)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Mark McGwire (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What frequently prosecuted crime family
  is trying to muscle in on New York? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- One Fine Day at the Museum
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Hermann Mejia art)