MAD #392 — April 2000

"All lawyers are cut from the same cloth — fleece!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Subscriptions Ad

  Richard Williams art from MAD Special #104
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• Contents Page

  Notes

  • Editors note MAD's parent Time Warner's AOL merger, Vey To Go — exploding birthday cake candles (P. C. Vey)
  1, 3
• Ad for MAD Color Classics #1 — April 2000
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• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Jack Rickard cover of MAD #138 reprinted to mark Charles Schulz's retirement, Hugh Hefner Celebrity Snap with MAD #349
  4–5
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• Dudson's Geeks (TV satire)

  Teen Eyed Monster Dept.

  Written by Josh Gordon / Art by Ray Alma

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #24 — November 2003
  6–10
• A MAD Peek Behind the Scenes at the Discovery Channel

  The Maul of the Wild Dept.

  Written by Michael Gallagher / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
  11
• A MAD Look at the Courts

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #14 — April 2007
  12–15
• The Logic Behind Men's and Women's TV Viewing Choices

  Emote Control Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Rick Geary and Keith Seidel

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #10 — October 2006
  16–18
• Slithering Heights

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Amazingly Stupid MAD — 2012
  • Amazingly Stupid MAD — Expanded Edition — 2013
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• Spy vs. Spy — training course prop spy shoots first

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Michael Gallagher / Art by Peter Kuper

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  20–21
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Hobbies

  The Schmucks Stop Here Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Kevin Pope

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Classics #8 — July 2006
  • Totally Useless MAD — 2013
  22–23
• MAD's All-Purpose Cliché Script for VH-1's Behind the Music

  Bio Beware Dept.

  Written by John Biederman / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #33 — June 2005
  24–25
• Monroe &... The Lawsuit

  Angster's Paradise Dept.

  Written by Anthony Barbieri / Art by Bill Wray

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #9 — September 2006
  26–28
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #33 — June 2005
  29–32
• Half Fact / Whole Fact

  Truth Extraction Dept.

  Written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #34 — July 2005
  33–35
• What Really Goes On at Those Teachers' Conferences

  Behind the Educate Ball Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • The MAD Student Survival Guide — 2002
  • MAD Classics #4 — January 2006
  36–37
• Dial 10-10-10-10-10-10--QZZ and Save Up to .05% (ad parody)

  An Embarrassment of Richard's Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MADvertising — 2005
  38
• Boobs Want To Be A Millionaire (TV satire)

  Q & A-holes Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Gary Hallgren
  39–44 sample
• The Spending Annex Adult Education Center

  A Dolt's Education Dept.

  Written by Scott Maiko / Irving Schild photos
  45–47
• MAD's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Gwyneth Paltrow

  Grieving Las Vegas Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Hermann Mejia
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• Fold-In — What hot thing has got teenage boys really excited?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #34 — July 2005
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — Dear & Departed / Bentsome & Hedges (ad parody)

  Written by Darren Johnson / Art by Scott Bricher

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Art — 2002
  • MADvertising — 2005
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