MAD #468 — August 2006

"Vegetarians who go back to meat have to start by eating crow!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
  2, 4, 6
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• The Fundalini Pages

  Random Acts of Mindless Dept.

  Friends of Fundalini Notes

  • "Friends of Fundalini" list of contributors not originally attached to the articles in this section: Scott Bricher, John Caldwell, Desmond Devlin, Jeff Kruse, Jacob Lambert, Kit Lively, Hermann Mejia, Kevin Pope, Adam Rust, Stan Sinberg, Jack Syracuse, P. C. Vey — DETAILS

  • Declining Standards of the U.S. Army — Art by Hermann Mejia
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • The MAD War on Bush — 2007
  • Monkeys Are Always Funny — with David Blaine
  • The Fast 5 — Worst-Selling Victoria's Secret Lingerie
  • Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Medical Marijuana — Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Kevin Pope
  • Wakipedia — Pearl Harbor
  • DVD "Special Features" That Only a Complete Moron Would Click On — Art by John Caldwell
  • Preliminary Findings from George Mitchell's Probe of Major League Baseball… — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Jack Syracuse
  • The Godfrey Report
  • Vey To Go! — waiting for the payphone — P. C. Vey
  • Create Your Very Own Abstract Expressionist, Jackson Pollock Masterpiece — Adam Rust
  • Kit and Run — goldfish beret — Kit Lively — sample
  • Saddam Sez: Federline impregnated Spears again
  • Exciting Features of the New George Lucas Action Figure
  8–10
• Stuporman Reruns! (movie satire)

  Tales from the Krypton Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Tom Richmond

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD Classics #13 — February 2007
  • MAD About Super Heroes — Volume 2 — 2010
  • MAD About Super Heroes — Version 2.5 — 2012
  • MAD Presents Superman — Summer 2013
  • MAD #44 — August 2025
  12–18
• Bill Clinton Rejected Portraits

  Paint Misbehavin' Dept.

  Art by Richard Williams

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD Classics #13 — February 2007
  • MAD About Politics — 2008
  • Totally MAD — 2012
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
  • MAD Dumps on Trump and other Unlikeable Leaders! — Special Collector's Edition 2018
  20–21
• When Lifeguards Go Bad

  Swimming Isn't Everything Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Insanely Awesome MAD — 2011
  • Insanely Awesome MAD — Deluxe Edition — 2014
  22–23
• Phrases We Swear We Heard on an Infomercial

  The Wrath of Con Dept.

  Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • This Is Your Brain On MAD — Special Collector's Edition 2015
  24
• MAD's Booty-Licious Outtakes from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest

  Depp Be Not Proud Dept.
  26–27
• Reasons You Should Definitely Skip Summer Concerts

  Ticket Deride Dept.

  Written by Jacob Lambert / Art by Simon Gane

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD #38 — August 2024
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 9 — Aug/Sep 2024
  28–30
• 7 Periods Closer to Death

  Rall of the Wild Dept.

  Ted Rall
  35
• A MAD Look at Illegal Immigration

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD's Greatest Artists: Sergio Aragonés — 2010
  36–39 sample
• Spy vs. Spy — hypnotist dynamite

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Peter Kuper

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  • Spy vs. Spy — Fight to the Finish — 2013
  40
• Ad for MAD Kids
  41
• The Strip Club

  Pen and Stink Dept.

  • Middle School Nostradamus — Written by Simon Rich / Art by M. K. Perker
  • Just Below the Surface — Douglas Paszkiewicz
  • Fantabulaman — Ted Rall
  • Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with Donald Trump — Keith Knight
    Reprinted in 3 collections

    • Inside MAD — 2013
    • MAD Choice Cuts — Special Collector's Edition 2014
    • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
  • The Hero Santon! — Don Asmussen
    Reprinted in 1 collection

    • Disturbingly Awful MAD — 2013
  42–44
• MAD Presents Facts That Sound For a Second Like They Might Be True… But Aren't

  That's False, Folks! Dept.

  Written by Justin Heimberg / Art by Kevin Pope

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD Classics #13 — February 2007
  • Totally MAD — 2012
  • The Best of the Worst! — Special Collector's Edition 2012
  • This Is Your Brain On MAD — Special Collector's Edition 2015
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
  53
• Video Game Laws That America Actually Needs

  Rule Intentions Dept.

  Written by Jacob Lambert / Art by Rich Powell

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • Extremely Moronic MAD — 2012
  54–56
• Ads for Subscriptions and MAD Classics

  Richard Williams art from Special #98
  58
• T.G.I. Fried-Day's Menu

  Eat, Drink and Be Wary Dept.

  Written by Dave Croatto / Photos by Irving Schild

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Classics #13 — February 2007
  • Insanely Awesome MAD — 2011
  • Insanely Awesome MAD — Deluxe Edition — 2014
  59–63
• Fold-In — What potential American disaster is even Superman powerless to stop?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
  C3