Mad #469 September 2006

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Contents Page (blocked out by An Open Letter To Mad Magazine Readers from Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig) (1)
• Letters (Johnny Ryan & Al Jaffee's cover of Vice June issue) (stills from The Daily Show banter between Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert commenting on #467 parody)
  (plug for Sergio Aragones Solo) (2,4,6)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Charles Akins, Scott Bricher, Tom Cheney, Matthew A. Cohen, Jack Davis, Jonathan Edwards, Rick Tulka, Frank Jacobs, Darren Johnson, Jacob Lambert, Bob Staake, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Kiernan P. Schmitt) (IMPORTANT NOTE) (8-10)
  • Fundalini Advisory: In the search for terrorists, President Bush has approved the National Security Agency's monitoring of all phone messages made by Americans. (Jonathan Edwards art)
  • The Fast 5 - Possible Mission
    Names for a U.S. Invasion of Iran (Bob Staake art)
  • Pull My Cheney! - Buttface arrives (Tom Cheney)
  • Mad's 15 Minutes of Fame - Kaavya Viswanathan
    (Rick Tulka and Jack Davis art)
  • Positive Uses for Snakes on a Plane
    (Charles Akins art)
  • Creative Solutions for Stemming the
    Flow of Illegal Aliens Across Our Borders
    (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
  • Cheat Codes for Pixar's Cars: The Game
    (Scott Bricher art)
  • Saddam Sez: Ann Coulter unboinkable
  • The Godfrey Report
  • The NFL Ref Report: Poseidon
    (written by Kiernan P. Schmitt)
• Mission: Implausible 3 (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Hermann Mejia art) (12-16)
• Ad for Heritage Auctions featuring
  The Mad Magazine Archive of Original Artwork (17)
• Barry at the Bat - based on Thayer's poem Casey at the Bat
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Sam Sisco art) (18-20)