Mad #471 November 2006

• Cover Artist: Mark Stutzman

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• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2,4,6)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (John Caldwell, Desmond Devlin,
  Garth Gerhart, Jeff Kruse, Glen LeLievre, Scott Maiko, Hermann Mejia, Kevin Pope, Adam Rust, Frank Santopadre, Steve Smallwood, Angelo Torres) (IMPORTANT NOTE) (8-10)
  • Problems That Arise Every Halloween (John Caldwell)
  • Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Online Music
    (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
  • Good News Coming Out of Iraq
    Which the Media isn't Covering...
    (written by Jeff Kruse / Hermann Mejia art)
  • The Fast 5 - Least Popular Brochures
    At Your Doctor's Office (written by Jeff Kruse)
  • LeLievre and Let Die -
    new boogie man (Glen LeLievre)
  • The Godfrey Report
  • Bitterman - relating to a tranny (Garth Gerhart)
  • Classified Ads
  • Paint Like the Masters - Norman Rockwell
    (First in a Series) (Adam Rust)
  • Least Downloaded Podcasts (Angelo Torres art)
  • Self-Defense For Altar Boys
• The Meldalini Pages (Charles Akins, Jeff Kruse,
  Jacob Lambert, Scott Maiko, Tom Richmond)
  (IMPORTANT NOTE) (12-13)
  • The Amazing Racist - Starring Mel Gibson
  • Mel Gibson's Drink 'n' Say (Charles Akins art)
  • Saddam Sez:
  • Mel Gibson's Apology
    (First Draft) (written by Jeff Kruse)
  • The Cover We Didn't Use
  • One Afternoon On Pacific Coast Highway
    (Tom Richmond art)
• Red State Monopoly... Blue State Monopoly
  (written by Elizabeth White / Steve Smallwood art)
  (sculpture by Anthony Cipriano) (14-17)
• The 18 Worst Things About Halloween