Mad #472 December 2006

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (Tom Richmond featured in Pearls Before Swine comic) (43-Man Squamish reference in
  "Weird Al" Yankovic video) (4,6,8)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Scott Bricher, Tom Cheney, Kevin Pope, Matthew A. Cohen, Dick DeBartolo, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Desmond Devlin, Darren Johnson, Jeff Kruse, Jacob Lambert, Andrew J. Schwartzberg, Jack Syracuse, Angelo Torres, Rick Tulka) (IMPORTANT NOTE) (10-12)
  • Other Things Hidden in the Prison Break Tattoo!
  • More High Concept Movie Titles
    from the Producers of Snakes on a Plane
  • Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to the Science Fair
    (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
  • The Fast 5 - Reasons Why Rocky Balboa
    Will Be the Best Rocky Yet (Jack Syracuse art)
  • In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king,
    AND... (Rick Tulka art)
  • The Cover We Didn't Use -
    "We Bone Up On Grey's Anatomy" (Angelo Torres art)
  • After Pete Rose's Autographed Baseball Apology Comes... Other Autographed Apologies of Baseball Players
  • Important Product Recall Information - Product:
    The Electronic Talking Alfred E. Neuman Doll
  • Wakipedia - Man Walks on the Moon
  • The Godfrey Report
  • Pull My Cheney! -
    weapons-grade uranium (Tom Cheney)
  • Other Things John Mark Karr Has Confessed To:
    (written by Jeff Kruse)
• Groin's Monotony (TV satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Tom Richmond art) (14-18)
• 6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything -
  Part IX (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art) (20-21)
• The Strip Club 2007 Mad Calendar (24,29)
• Planet TAD!!!!!
  (written by Tim Carvell / Brian Durniak art) (30-31)
• From the Files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman:
  Animal Psychiatrist (Teresa Burns Parkhurst) (32-33)
• Spy vs. Spy - rotating cannon /
  slapping billboard arms (Peter Kuper) (34-35)
• Questions We'd Like to Ask the Turkey Hotline
  (written by Scott Maiko / Tom Bunk art) (36)
• Monroe and... The Army - Part 1
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Tom Fowler art) (37-40)
• Unexpected Hassles of New Video Game Consoles
  (written by Jacob Lambert / Peter Bagge art) (42-43)
• Mad's Devilish Outtakes from
  Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny! (44-45)
• What Would Happen to Disney Characters in the Real World? (written by Adam Rust / Drew Friedman art) (46-48)
• Lesser-Known Comic Book Villains
  (written by Jeff Kruse) (49-52)
  • The Vague Viper (Terry Dodson art)
  • Professor Generico (Sam Kieth art)
  • The Trillionaire
    (John Cassaday art / color by Laura Martin)
  • The Yakmaster
    (Mike Mignola art / color by Dave Stewart)
  • Sarcasma (Chris Bachalo art)
  • Dr. Umbrage (Kevin Nowlan art)
  • A.N.N.O.Y (Glenn Fabry art)
  • The Clarinetist
    (Humberto Ramos art / color by Leonardo Olea)
• A Mad Look At Thanksgiving
  (Sergio Aragones) (53-55)
• Fold-In -- What has been revealed as one
  of the major causes of global warming? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back cover -- Ad for Dodge - Fold-In (Al Jaffee)