MAD #527 — June 2014
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away — but only if you throw it really hard!" — Alfred E. Neuman
Contents
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Contents PageIt's the List We Can Do Dept.1
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Letters and Tomatoes Dept.2–5
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(various places around the magazine)
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The Fundalini PagesRandom Acts of Mindless Dept.
- Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds — Lena Dunham — Art by Rick Tulka
- Alternatives to Google Glass — Written by Evan Waite / Art by John Martz
- Things You Don't Want to Hear at a Sobriety Checkpoint — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Tom Bunk
- Oy Vey! — "stop watering them" — P. C. Vey
- A-Rod Tweets on Opening Day — Written by Matt Lassen
- U.S. Race Relations by the Numbers — Kenny Keil
- Bitterman — school rules of conduct for parents — Garth Gerhart
- Second Career Options for Miley Cyrus — Written by Mike Morse / Art by Mike Loew
- A-Rod Tweets on Opening Day — Written by Matt Lassen
- Unabridged Parental Cliches — Written by Matt Lassen / Art by Rich Powell
- Ways Target Plans to Protect Their Credit Card Customers from Fraud — Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Bob Staake
- LeLievre and Let LeLievre — chicken in the wrong part of town — Glen LeLievre
- Rapper or U.S. Airport Code? — Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Justin Peterson
- AOL Start-Up Screens We'd Like to See — Written by Jeff Kruse
- Celebrity Chore Wheel — Kim and Kanye Edition — Written by Kenny Keil / Art by Sarah Chalek
- Out to Lynch — line of ants on the wall — Mike Lynch
- A-Rod Tweets on Opening Day — Written by Matt Lassen
- Things You Don't Want to Say at a Sobriety Checkpoint — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Tom Bunk
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The Slobbit: The Adaptation's A Slog (movie satire)A Tolkien Gesture Dept.Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Tom Richmond12–18
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When Delivery Drones Go BadShip Happens Dept.
Reprinted in 2 collections
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The Darker Side of The Lighter SideBerg's Eye Askew Dept.Dave Berg originals / Uncredited altered dialogue24–26
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College Courses for the Lousy New EconomyBeing Thrown Under the Syllabus Dept.Written by Neil Berliner / Art by Chris Houghton34–35
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Ad for tons of MAD books36–37
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New Rules for Bill Maher"Real Time" Waster Dept.Written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Art by Paul Coker
Reprinted in 1 collection
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The MAD VaultRotten to the Encore Dept.Article from MAD #182: A MAD Gallery of People It's Hard to Feel Sorry For — Written by Lou Silverstone / Art by Jack Rickard44–45
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Ad for issues #92–131 through the MAD App46
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Pen and Stink Dept.
- Almost Perfect Universe — Dakota McFadzean
Reprinted in 1 collection
- Elf Droppings — Jason Yungbluth
- It Only Hurts When I Laugh — Christopher Baldwin
- What If Dog Was One Of Us? — Kenny Keil
- I'm Afraid It's Very Serious — Phil McAndrew
- Patience Man — Written by Kit Lively / Art by David DeGrand
- Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with Shia LaBeouf!! — Keith Knight
47–50 - Almost Perfect Universe — Dakota McFadzean
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Forgotten Moments from 30 Years of WrestlemaniaAn Impressive Bodyslam of Work Dept.Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Anton Emdin51–53
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The Best of The IdioticalOur Daily Dread Dept.
- I Want Ukraine (and You Can't Stop Me) sample
- Abraham Lincoln on "Between Two Ferns"
- An Arizona Welcome Sign We're Sure to See
- The Startling Similarities and Differences Between Hulk Hogan and Taco Bell's New Waffle Taco
- Candy Hearts for Modern Lovers
- John Denver's "Take Me Home, Country Roads" (Revisited)
- Shia LaBeouf-inspired Paper Bag Messages for Other Celebrities
- MAD's 2014 Oscar Picks
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Fold-In — What once-rampant disease is finally on the verge of eradication?C3