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Mad #524 December 2013
Cover Artist:
Mark Fredrickson
Contents Page (
1
)
"Most people simply repeat whatever they hear.
You can quote me on that!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
Letters (
2-4
)
Ad For issues #92-131 through the Mad App (
5
)
Sergio Aragones
Drawn Out Dramas (
summary
)
**various obscure places around the magazine
The Fundalini Pages (
6-11
)
The Fast 5 - How DVR is Ruining Our Lives
(
Evan Dorkin
and
Sarah Dyer
art)
(written by
Kenny Keil
)
Top Google Searches by People Wearing Google Glass
(written by
Jay Ruttenberg
)
Modern-Day Road Signs
Toggle cover for large/small views
(written by
Matt Lassen
)
Haggerty Will Get You Nowhere - mannequin work (
Tim Haggerty
)
Twerking Girl (
Sergio Aragones
/
Tom Luth
color)
Worst-Selling Halloween Candies (written by
Jeff Kruse
)
The Real Reasons Why We Still Don't Have Flying Cars (written by
Kenny Keil
/
Rich Powell
art)
Three Things About Paula Deen That Would Actually Be Surprising (
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
)
Denny's Menu Item or Pro Wrestling Move? (written by
Desmond Devlin
/
Anton Emdin
art)
World Language Facts (written by
Jeff Kruse
)
Mad's Gender-Specific Tip Calculator (written by
Alison Grambs
)
The Faster 5 - Ways Microsoft Can Improve Now That CEO Steve Ballmer Is Leaving
(written by
Dick DeBartolo
/
Ward Sutton
art)
Eckstein Marks the Spot! - "Too many players on the field thanking Jesus." (
Bob Eckstein
)
The Cover We Didn't Use - This Issue is No KAWS for Celebration
À la carte Airlines - Where Everything is Optional (
Maria Scrivan
)
Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Edward Snowden (
Rick Tulka
art)
More World Language Facts (written by
Jeff Kruse
)
When the Going Gets Duff - Bananas Foster (
J. C. Duffy
)
Surprises in the
2014 Guinness Book
(written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Kevin Pope
art)
Fundalini Movie Review -
Salinger
(written by
Desmond Devlin
)
Man of Veal (movie satire) (written by
Desmond Devlin
/
Tom Richmond
art) (
12-18
)
Ad for
Mad's Greatest Artists - Dave Berg - Five Decades of "The Lighter Side of..."
(
19
)
Unadvertised Fast Food "Secret Menu" Offerings
(written by
Scott Maiko
/
Mike Loew
art) (
20-21
)
Zingers That History Forgot (written by
Frank Jacobs
/
Rick Geary
art) (
22-23
)
A "Duck Dynasty" Closing Prayer We'd Like to Hear
(written by
Desmond Devlin
/
Tom Bunk
art) (
24-25
)
Spy vs. Spy - paper thin shredder / jerk frame (
Peter Kuper
) (
26-27
)
2014
Dave Berg
Calendar (
28-29
)
A Mad Look At Ethnic Restaurants (
Sergio Aragones
/
Jim Campbell
color) (
30-33
)
Planet TAD!!!!! (written by
Tim Carvell
/
Brian Durniak
art) (
34-35
)
Ad for tons of Mad books (
36-37
)
Worst-Selling Holiday Catalog Items - 2013 Edition (written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Scott Bricher
art) (
38-39
)
Ad for Mad App for the iPad (
40
)
The Strip Club
(
41-44
)
What If Dog Was One Of Us? (
Kenny Keil
)
Deadly Survival (
Nathan Cooper
)
The Rat's Nest (
Josh Mecouch
)
It Only Hurts When I Laugh (
Christopher Baldwin
)
Detective Slow-on-the-Draw! (
Jason Yungbluth
)
Brown Bear (
Noah Van Sciver
)
I'm Afraid It's Very Serious (
Phil McAndrew
)
Ad For Subscriptions with
#94
bonus print (
45
)
Mad's All-Inclusive, Do-It-Yourself Obamacare News Story
(written by
Frank Jacobs
/
Paul Coker
art) (
46-47
)
The Humda Seppuku. The Hybrid Car For You. (ad parody)
(written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Mick Coulas
art) (
48
)
Sneak peek at
Inside Mad
(
49-55
)
The Best of The Idiotical (stuff from Mad's blog) (
56
)
Mad Reveals the Guys of
Duck Dynasty
Without Beards
Annoying Orange is the New Black
A Kris Jenner Selfie We'd Like to See
The Startling Similarites and Differences Between
Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance and Syria's Use of Chemical Weapons
Fold-In --
What deeply buried commodity do Americans want to see energy companies produce? (
Al Jaffee
) (
C3
)
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