Mad #93 March 1965

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Ad for The Second Annual Collection of Mad Follies
  featuring the 1965 Mad Calendar (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "You can't do anything about the family you were born into, but you can do something about the family your children will be born into!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters Dept. (2-3)
• Ads for Subscriptions - "Are you bugged by the little monsters who have every copy sewed up at the newsstands?" (sculpture by Giuseppe Baggi), Paperbacks, Alfred E. Neuman portraits
• Drawn-Out Dramas by Sergio AragonesMARGINAL THINKING DEPT. (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• A Child's View of Newspaper HeadlinesDOUBLE SCOOP DEPT.
  (Al Jaffee) (4-6)
• The Official BarberDON MARTIN DEPT. PART I (Don Martin) (7-8)
• Mad Looks at a Typical Kiddie TV ShowMOPPET UP DEPT.
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art) (9-12)
• Spy Vs. SpyJOKE & DAGGER DEPT. PART I - coconut dream / fall past window anvil (Antonio Prohias) (13)
• I Got All the Finks I NeedCHARLIE HORSING AROUND DEPT. (book parody)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Bob Clarke art) (14-16)
• In a Las Vegas Hotel LobbyWATCH THE DOORS PLEASE DEPT. (17)
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / George Woodbridge art)
• The Lighter Side of Teenage PartiesBERG'S-EYE VIEW DEPT. (Dave Berg) (18-21)
• Space MagazinesALL EDITORIAL SYSTEMS GO DEPT.
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Joe Orlando art) (22-23)
• The Sights and Sounds of the U.S.A. -- Miami Beach, FloridaTALK OF THE TOWNS DEPT.
  (written by Frank Jacobs and Larry Siegel)
  (Paul Coker, Jr. art) (24-25)
• Spy Vs. SpyJOKE AND DAGGER DEPT. PART II - photo with swordfish / wind-up cat
  (Antonio Prohias) (26)
• A Mad Look at Signs of the TimesSYMBOL-MINDED DEPT. (Bob Clarke art) (27-32)
  • Picture Road Signs (written by Al Jaffee)
  • Up-To-Date Symbolic Business Signs
    (written by Don Reilly)
  • Sneaky Signs (written by Dick DeBartolo)
  • Useless Signs (written by Dick DeBartolo)
• Another (whew!) Visit to the Doctor's OfficeDON MARTIN DEPT. PART II
  (Don Martin) (33)
• Football Foto-PlaysGRIDIRONIES DEPT. (UPI and World Wide photos)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Sergio Aragones art) (34-36)
• The FinishRACE RIOT DEPT. (37)
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / George Woodbridge art)
• When They Advertise Liquor on TVSINGING THE BOOZE DEPT.
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Rickard art) (38-41)
• Spy Vs. Spy Vs. SpyJOKE AND DAGGER DEPT. PART III - she knits her dress /
  brake for fake lady (Antonio Prohias) (42)
• The Flying AceFROM SPAD TO WORSE DEPT. (movie satire starring The Beatles)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (43-47)
• The QuestionDON MARTIN DEPT. PART III (Don Martin) (48)
• Fold-In -- What brilliant new ideas has the
  current TV season produced? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Company's Going! These Visitors
  From Abroad are Leaving in Disgust (Lester Krauss photo)

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