Mad #307 December 1991

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

  ---

• Ads for Completely Mad and
  Super Special May 1992 - Violence! (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
• Letters (photo of Phil Hartman with #304) (2-3)
• Ad for The Porpoise-ful Mad Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Familiar Matters (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-9)
• If Your Home Life Was Reported
  the Same Way as the Evening News
  (written by Mark D'Amico / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (10-11)
• The Harmonious Homeboy's Homicide
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (12)
• Recycling Obsolete Military Equipment (Al Jaffee) (13-15)
• You Always Remember...You Never Remember...
  (written by Mike Snider / Gerry Gersten art) (16-17)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (18-22)
• The Controversial Convict's Comeuppance
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (23)
• Disclaimers for Oaths, Mottos and Famous Sayings
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (24-25)
• Gross and Beyond Gross (John Caldwell) (26-27)
• Hackdraft (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (28-32)
• Spy vs. Spy - scraping spy off a press with spatula
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (33)
• A Second Bathroom... Your Gateway to Fun and Adventure!
  (Paul Peter Porges) (34-35)
• Reel vs. Real
  (written by Russ Cooper / Sam Viviano art) (36-37)
• As Seen By... (John Pound art)
  (written by Edie Smith and Darren Johnson) (38-39)
• A Mad Look at Prison Life
  (Sergio Aragones) (40-42)
• Throbbin Hood Prince of Heaves (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Jack Davis art) (43-47)
• The Vulnerable Victim's Voyage (Don (Duck) Edwing) (48)
• Fold-In -- Where is our government most successfully
  using the camouflage technique? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- A Fairy Tale Scene We'd Like To See - Hansel & Gretel (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / John Pound art)