Mad #314 October 1992

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Ads for Super Special March 1993 -
  Games, Puzzles & Other Wastes of Time
  and Super Special January 1993 - Collector's Series #4 (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
• Letters (2-3)
• Ad for Sergio Aragones' Next Mad Book Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Buttman Returns (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (4-10)
• The Pump Idea in Other Products (Al Jaffee) (11-13)
• High Tech Excuses for the 90's
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (14-15)
• Drama on Page 16 - change rating from "X" to "PG-13"
  (written by Terry Copeland / John Caldwell art) (16)
• Why the 21st Century May Be Even Worse Than This One!
  (written by Tom Koch / Rick Tulka art) (17-19)
• Small But Significant Inventions of the Past
  (Paul Peter Porges) (20-21)
• New Twists on Old Jokes
  (written by Dennis Snee / Mort Drucker art) (22-23)
• The Lost Playground of Kids
  Your Parents Always Told You About
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Tom Bunk art) (24-25)
• A Spotter's Guide to Trendy Groups of the 90's
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (26-28)
• Spy Vs. Spy - sling shot violinist
  (written by Antonio Prohias / Bob Clarke art) (29)
• JFK Conspiracy Theories Oliver Stone Left
  on the Cutting Room Floor (Don (Duck) Edwing) (30-31)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (32-36)
• Mad Presents Selected Scenes
  from the Transylvania Mall
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art) (37-39)
• Basically It Stinks (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Angelo Torres art) (40-44)
• A Mad Look at The Olympics (Sergio Aragones) (45-47)
• Drama on Page 48 -
  Sensitive Sounds of Sufferin' Smith
  (written by Terry Copeland / John Caldwell art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What assumed protector of our individual rights
  has been a stunning disappointment? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- America's Favorite Dictators!
  (written by Dan Birtcher / James Warhola art)