Mad #313 September 1992

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Super Special November 1992 (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "The same parent who tells you it's time to find
  yourself will also tell you to get lost!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
• Letters (photo of John Hett and Christine Lalinsky
  dressed up as cover #45) (2-3)
• Ad for Mad Takes the Cake Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Ham That Robs the Cradle (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• The Outrageous Orchestral Offense
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (9)
• Snappy Actions to Stupid Questions (Al Jaffee) (10-11)
• Mad Double Features - The Sequel (Tom Hachtman) (12-14)
• Spy Vs. Spy - razor through belt drops pants
  (written by Antonio Prohias / Bob Clarke art) (15)
• Mad's Cross-Section of State Lottery Winners
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Bunk art) (16-17)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (18-22)
• The Devilish Decapitator's Delight
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (23)
• The World's Greatest Thinkers
  Go to a Baseball Game (24-25)
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Mort Drucker art)
• A Mad Look at RVs (Sergio Aragones) (26-27)
• Mad's Consumer Believe It or Nuts!
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art) (28)
• The Mad Nasty File - Volume VI
  (written by Tom Koch / Gerry Gersten art) (29-31)
• Recycling Madonna's Old Bras (Paul Peter Porges) (32-33)
• Evening Shame (TV satire)
  (written by Dennis Snee / Angelo Torres art) (34-38)
• 10 Little Candidates
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (39-41)
• The Bouncing Bungee Blooper (Don (Duck) Edwing) (42)
• The ABC's of Rock
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art) (43-47)
• Decide Which Alfred is King
  (idea by Christopher Allen) (48)
• Fold-In -- What's the only way for today's youth
  to insure their financial stability? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- A TV Ad We'd Like To See -
  Milk. It Does a Body Good?
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / C. F. Payne art)