MAD #311 — June 1992

"Today, too many workers spend their time trying to make their weekends meet." — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for MAD Super Special — September 1992 — Complete Star Trek Collection
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Ad for Subscriptions with MAD Pin Collection Bonus / ad for MAD Disasters by Don (Duck) Edwing paperback
  2–3
• "Next Donahue"

  Getting Our Phil Dept.

  Written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Art by Rick Tulka
  (various places around the magazine)
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• The Adnauseam Family (movie satire)

  Corn on Macabre Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Special #121 — June 1997
  • MAD #33 — October 2023
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 6 — Jul/Aug 2023
  4–8
• The Horrendous Homeless Heartbreak

  Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #19 — January 2003
  9
• It Never Works, But You Gotta Try...

  Back to the Futile Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Harry North, Esq.

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #130 — August 1998
  10–11 sample
• A MAD Look at Gardening

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #138 — July 1999
  • The MAD Summer Survival Guide — 2004
  12–14
• MAD's Suggestions for Gulf War Memorials

  All Jaffee Dept.

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #24 — November 2003
  15–17
• Horrifying Political Clichés

  Election Fright Returns Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 7 collections

  • MAD Special #115 — September 1996
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — Turd in a Series — 2003
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — The Mother Load — 2004
  • Horrifyingly MAD — 2011
  • MAD Spoofs Politics — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  • MAD #40 — December 2024
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 10 — Jan/Feb 2025
  18–19
• If You Never Hear Anyone Say...

  Uttered Nonsense Dept.

  Written by Mark Hudis / Art by John Pound

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #129 — July 1998
  20–22
• Spy vs. Spy — nitroglycerin piano keys

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Antonio Prohias / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Special #132 — November 1998
  • Spy Vs. Spy — The Complete Casebook — Antonio Prohias — 2001
  • Spy Vs. Spy — Omnibus — Antonio Prohias — 2011
  23
• Gnome Improvement (TV satire)

  Nuts and Dolts Dept.

  Written by A. J. Marley / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #120 — April 1997
  24–28
• The Soggy Sea Saga

  Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #129 — July 1998
  29
• Customer Satisfaction Surveys We'd Really Like to See

  Putting on the Old Feedback Dept.

  Written by Cary Pepper / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #122 — August 1997
  30–31
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg
  32–36
• You've Been Looking for Waldo — Now Where's...?

  Search-In General Dept.

  Paul Peter Porges

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #125 — December 1997
  37–39
• An Academy Award Scene We'd Like to See

  Oscar-Mired Winner Dept.

  Written by Joy Wessel / Art by James Warhola

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #14 — March 2002
  40
• Still More Badly Needed Warning Labels for Rock Albums

  Disc-Claimers Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #132 — November 1998
  41–43
• The Shocking Sundown Showdown

  Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #132 — November 1998
  • MAD XL #24 — November 2003
  44
• More Obituaries for Merchandising Characters

  Crashing Symbols Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Special #104 — June 1995
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — Turd in a Series — 2003
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — The Mother Load — 2004
  • MADvertising — 2005
  45–47
• Not Playing (The Sequel)

  Flim Flam Dept.

  Written by Charlie Kadau / Art by Greg Theakston

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #138 — July 1999
  48
• Fold-In — What Republican with an outrageous past is hoping to steal his party's nomination in '92?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — Johnnie Warper — Good Taste is Always in Absence

  Written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Photo by Irving Schild

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Special #125 — December 1997
  • MADvertising — 2005
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD Spoofs the 90s — Special Collector's Edition 2014
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