Mad #311 June 1992

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Super Special Sept. 1992 - Complete Star Trek Collection
• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ad for Mad Disasters by Don (Duck) Edwing Paperback
• "Next Donahue" (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
  (Rick Tulka art) **various places around the magazine
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Adnauseam Family (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• The Horrendous Homeless Heartbreak
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (9)
• It Never Works, But You Gotta Try...
  (written by Mike Snider / Harry North, Esq. art) (10-11)
• A Mad Look at Gardening (Sergio Aragones) (12-14)
• Mad's Suggestions
  for Gulf War Memorials (Al Jaffee) (15-17)
• Horrifying Political Cliches
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (18-19)
• If You Never Hear Anyone Say...
  (written by Mark Hudis / John Pound art) (20-22)
• Spy Vs. Spy - nitroglycerin piano keys
  (written by Antonio Prohias / Bob Clarke art) (23)
• Gnome Improvement (TV satire)
  (written by A. J. Marley / Angelo Torres art) (24-28)
• The Soggy Sea Saga (Don (Duck) Edwing) (29)
• Customer Satisfaction Surveys We'd Really Like to See
  (written by Cary Pepper / Tom Bunk art) (30-31)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (32-36)
• You've Been Looking for Waldo - Now Where's...?
  (Paul Peter Porges) (37-39)
• An Academy Award Scene We'd Like to See
  (written by Joy Wessel / James Warhola art) (40)
• Still More Badly Needed Warning Labels for Rock Albums
  (written by Desmond Devlin) (41-43)
• The Shocking Sundown Showdown
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (44)
• More Obituaries for Merchandising Characters
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art) (45-47)
• Not Playing (The Sequel)
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Greg Theakston art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What Republican with
  an outrageous past is hoping to steal
  his party's nomination in '92? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover --
  Johnnie Warper - Good Taste is Always in Absence
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
  (Irving Schild photo)