Mad #382 June 1999

• Cover Artist: Mark Stutzman
• Cover Writer: Don (Duck) Edwing

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• Subscription Ad - "Dan Brown" dressed as a bee
  (written by Joe Raiola / Irving Schild photos) (C2)
• Contents Page (new layout) (1-3)
• "When it comes to personal conduct,
  always set the bar high - it makes it much easier
  to sneak underneath!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Ad for Mad Star Wars Spectacular - Summer 1999
• Letters (4-5)
  • Melanie Lee - Corona, NY
  • Envelope of the Month - Rick Beaupre - Westfield, MA
  • Celebrity Snap with #377 -
    David Shamash (with Tom Arnold) - Hillsborough, CA
  • Lillie Wade - Alexandria, VA
  • Jamie Schamp - Liverpool, NY
  • B. F. - Wallingford, PA
  • Michael Orgeron - College Station, TX
  • 20 Years Ago in Mad - back cover Don Martin from #206
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• NYPD Re-Do (TV satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (6-11)
• Spy vs. Spy - computer bomb (Peter Kuper) (12-13)
• Monroe &... Las Vegas - Part II
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (14-17)
• A Mad Look at RollerJam (Sergio Aragones) (18-20)
• Jalopy Shopper --
  Your Totaled Transportation Tabloid (21-23)
  (written by Jeff Kruse / Irving Schild photos)
• One Fine Day at the Chiropractors' Convention
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Tom Bunk art) (24-25)
• The Female Basketball Association 1999 Preview
  (Paul Coker, Jr. and Grey Blackwell art)
  (written by Jeff Kruse) (26-28)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (29-32)
• Playback (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (33-36)
• So You Want to be a Big-Time Network TV Sports Director!
  (John Caldwell) (37-39)
• Summertime with the Single
  Career Girl in the Big City
  (written by Peggy Doody / Shary Flenniken art) (40-42)
• If Truth in Advertising Laws
  Applied to Comic Book Previews
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Amanda Conner art) (43-47)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds:
  Shaquille O'Neal
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What New Sport Has Recently
  Been Added to the Olympics? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- A Message From The Film Obliteration Society (written by Russ Cooper / Irving Schild photo)