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Mad #383 July 1999

Cover Artist: Roberto Parada

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Contents Page (1-3)

"Most people don't mind a hard day's work-just as
long as they're not in that day!" -- Alfred E. Neuman

Ad for Super Special July 1999 #138 - Super Sized Mad

Letters (photo of Mort Drucker signing
Mad About the Movies lithographs)
(plug for Mad wristwatch) (4-5)

Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
**various places around the magazine

Satirize This (movie satire)
(written by Josh Gordon / Angelo Torres art) (6-10)

The Mad Book of Suicide Etiquette
(written by Mike Snider / Drew Friedman art) (11-13)

Monroe &... The Funeral
(written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (14-16)

Countdown to The Phantom Menace (17-19)
(written by Charlie Kadau / Amanda Conner art)

The Jesse Venturification of U.S. Politics

20-22

An Important Message from the Law Firm
of Low, Rotten, Scumbag & Snake (written by Dick DeBartolo / Irving Schild photo) (23)
Mad's Star Wars Trivial Pursuit (written by John Prete / Hermann Mejia art) (24-25)
A Mad Look at Plastic Surgery (Sergio Aragones) (26-28)
Putz Adams (movie satire) (written by Stan Hart / Bill Wray art) (29-32)
The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (33-36)
Flirty Dancing (written by Don (Duck) Edwing) (37)
The Mad Guide to Cleaning Up Your #*!%&*@# Vocabulary (John Caldwell) (38-39)
Spy vs. Spy - truck rundown stopped on spikes
(written by Michael Gallagher / Peter Kuper art) (40-41)
The Phantom Menace - Scenes You Never Saw (David P. Levin video capture) (42-44)
Omahog Steaks - Meats By Mail
(written by David Shayne and Joe Raiola / James Warhola art) (45-47)
Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: George Lucas
(written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (48)
Fold-In -- What eagerly anticipated event is finally upon us? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
Back Cover -- The Morning Feeding (written by Michael Gallagher / Tom Bunk art)

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