Mad #398 October 2000

• Cover Artist: James Bennett

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• Ad for Mad's Website madmag.com (C2)
• Pull My Cheney - expensive liver (Tom Cheney)
• Contents Page (1-3)
• Ad for Subscriptions -
  Help End Civilization As We Know It!
• Letters (plug for Mad Page-A-Day Calendar) (3-5)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• The Perfect Snore (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (6-9)
• When Clowns Go Bad (John Caldwell) (10-11)
• Monroe &... The Family Heirloom
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (12-14)
• A Mad Look at the Olympics
  (Sergio Aragones) (15-18)
• The IntimidatorLX 2000 Owner's Manual
  (Bill Wray and Timothy Shamey art)
  (written by Darren Johnson) (19-21)
• Sports Memorabilia Cards We'd Like to See
  (written by Darren Johnson / Keith Seidel art) (22-23)
• The Case For/Against Gore/Bush
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Sam Sisco art) (24-25)
• A Totally Honest Message From Bill Gates
  (written by Mike Snider / Angelo Torres art) (26-27)
• A Rug's Life (Don (Duck) Edwing) (28)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (29-32)
• Spy vs. Spy - a night of Olympic nightmares
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Peter Kuper art) (33-36)
• Spot Your Parents! -- How your parents explained their divorce (written by Jeff Kruse / Bob Staake art) (37)
• Some Who Wants to be a Millionaire
  Questions We'd Love to See Regis Ask
  (written by Russ Cooper / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (38-39)
• What is a Compassionate Conservative?
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Rick Tulka art) (40-41)
• Survivoyeur (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bill Wray art) (42-47)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Tom Hanks (written by Mike Snider / Jon Weiman art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What measure are many states
  considering to protect innocent citizens? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- One Fine Day in the Meadow...
  (written by Michael Gallagher / James Warhola art)