Mad #395 July 2000

• Cover Artist: James Bennett
• Cover Writer: Don (Duck) Edwing

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• Subscriptions Ad (C2)
  (Norman Mingo art from Mad In Orbit paperback)
• Vey To Go - "It's okay, he was jay-walking!" (P. C. Vey)
• Contents Page (1-3)
• "The problem with our economy is that our budget is balanced by people who aren't!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Ad for Mad XL #4 - July 2000 - featuring Frank
  Jacobs's The Mad World of William M. Gaines - Part 4
• Letters (4-5)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Errant Bra-on-Bitch (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (6-9)
• Your Summer Camp Romance is Doomed if...
  (John Caldwell) (10-11)
• Driver's License Penalty Points We'd Like to See
  (written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Rick Tulka art) (12-13)
• Monroe &... The Doggy