Mad #399 November 2000

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Kelly Freas art from #52) (C2)
• Vey To Go - "I didn't much like that book either." (P. C. Vey)
• Contents Page (1-3)
• Ad for Mad XL #6 - November 2000 - featuring final part of
  Frank Jacobs's The Mad World of William M. Gaines - Part 6
• Ad for The Mad Bathroom Companion book
• Letters (plug for Spy vs. Spy Altoids ad) (4-5)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• $-MEN (movie satire)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Angelo Torres art) (6-13)
• Can Your Parents' Marriage Be Saved???
  (John Caldwell) (14-16)
• The Rescue (Al Jaffee) (17)
• Monroe &... The Baby
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (18-21)
• Updated Board Games for the 21st Century
  (written by Arie Kaplan / James Warhola art) (22-23)
• Welcome to Suburbia
  (written by Ryan Pagelow / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (24-25)
• Back to the Suture (Don (Duck) Edwing) (26)
• Why Cybergeeks Make Lousy Boyfriends
  (written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Grey Blackwell art) (27-29)
• Gadgets to Really Make Home
  Theater Like Going to the Movies!
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Richmond art) (30-31)
• The Presidential Candidate's Choose Your Own Adventure Book (written by Eric Perlin / Peter Kuper art) (32-37)
• Using DNA Testing For Questions We Really Want Answered (written by John Prete / Tom Bunk art) (38-39)
• A Mad Look at Elections (Sergio Aragones) (40-42)
• Totally Repulsed Live (TV satire)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Ray Alma art) (43-47)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds:
  Dennis Miller
  (written by Mike Snider / Jon Weiman art) (48)
• Fold-In -- Whassup? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Spy vs. Spy - exploding bird seed
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Peter Kuper art)