Mad #447 November 2004

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  • How George W. Bush "Stacks Up" Against the Other 42 U.S. Presidents
    (written by Mike Snider / AP & Wide World Bush photos) (12-13)
  • This Year's Hottest Halloween Costumes (Scott Bricher art) (14)
  • Monroe and... Global Warming (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (16-19)
  • One Morning on Fifth Avenue (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (20)
  • Ad for Mad Racing NHRA NASCAR Action Collectibles (21)
  • John, Frank and Carmine's Biggest Complaints About Growing Up Gotti (Hermann Mejia art) (22-23)
  • Duke Bissell's Tales of Undisputed Interest -- pet psychic hotline (P. C. Vey) (24)
  • A Mad Look at Politicians (Sergio Aragones) (26-29)
  • Put a New Idiot in the White House!
    Alfred E. Neuman For President (poster) (Mark Fredrickson art) (30-31)
  • A Mad Poke in the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (written by and video captures by Mike Snider) (32-34)
  • Martha Stewart's Escape Plan
    (written by Matthew A. Cohen and Jason Schneider / Charles Akins art) (36-37)
  • The Strange Similarities Between the Bush Administration and the World of Dr. Seuss
    (written by Desmond Devlin / Mort Drucker art) (39-43)
  • Indisputable Tip-Offs You Weren't Cut Out for a Life of Crime (John Caldwell) (44-45)
  • Unabridged Corporate Slogans (written by Jacob Lambert / Tom Nick Cocotos art) (46)
  • Spy vs. Spy - rainbow laser / balloons say I suck (Peter Kuper) (48-49)
  • The Verdict (written by Michael Gallagher / Sergio Aragones art) (50)
  • What to Expect at Your Team's Spanking New $450 Million Ballpark
    (written by Jacob Lambert / Al Jaffee art / Getty Images photo) (52-53)
  • The Burning Mad Show (TV satire) (written by David Shayne / Tom Richmond art) (55-59)
  • Spy vs. Spy Ad for Mountain Dew (60)
  • Fold-In -- What obnoxious bore is notorious for asking questions no one else does? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
  • Back Cover -- Ad for Aaron's "Our Dream Machines Have Gone Mad!" - Mad Racing Partner
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Mad #447 This was a 2004 NASCAR wraparound cover
handed out at the memorabilia kiosks of drivers
Michael Waltrip and Kenny Wallace.

Gone after the 3rd race of the season.

Guts of #447 are the same,
including the Seuss cover.

Good luck finding this one!

Thanks to Tim Johnson
for the cover image!