Mad #473 January 2007
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
- Contents Page (1)
- "Why is it that when it comes to doing something about global warming, most politicians get cold feet?" -- Alfred E. Neuman
- Letters and Tomatoes Dept. ("Dump My Ride" from #456
inspires the real "Pimp My Ride" MTV Show) (2,4,6)
- Drawn-Out Dramas by Sergio AragonesMARGINAL THINKING DEPT.
**various places around the magazine
- The Fundalini PagesRANDOM ACTS OF MINDLESS DEPT. (Charles Akins, John Caldwell, Jeff Kruse, Paul Coker, Jr., Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin, P. C. Vey, Nicholas Michael Ferry IV, Garth Gerhart, Kevin Pope, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Adam Rust)
(IMPORTANT NOTE) (8-10)
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- On Newsstands Now! Scientific Republican
(written by Jeff Kruse)
- The Godfrey Report
- Saddam Sez: Screech's revival
- Vey To Go! - poll becomes phone sex (P. C. Vey)
- An Honest "Printer Test Page" We'd Like to See
- Other Things, Besides Offending Muslims, The Pope Must Apologize For
(written by Jeff Kruse / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
- When Other Helplines are Outsourced to India (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
- The Fast 5 - Things You Shouldn't Say in a Wedding Reception Toast
(written by Jeff Kruse / John Caldwell art)
- Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to New Friends (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
- Bitterman - true meaning of Christmas (Garth Gerhart)
The Mad 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2006! (introduction page) (11)
- 1. The Iraq War - "The Iraqi Quagmire Chess Set" - (ad parody)
(written by Jacob Lambert / sculpture by Hermann Mejia / Irving Schild photos) (12-13)
- 2. Bode Miller at the Olympics - "Sports Inebriated" - (Sports Illustrated magazine cover parody)
(written by Joe Raiola and Charlie Kadau / Scott Bricher art) (14)
- 3. The Cheney Hunting Accident - "Greeting from Armstrong Ranch, You'll be Blown Away!"
(postcard parody) (Mark Stutzman art / idea by Teresa Burns Parkhurst) (15)
- 4. Richard Hatch Vs. the I.R.S. - "Prison Freak" -
(Prison Break TV poster parody) (Irving Schild and AP & Wide World photos) (16)
- 5. Zinedine Zidane - "Jerk-in-the-Box by Mental"
(Mattel toy parody) (written by Scott Maiko / Mick Coulas art) (18)
- 6. Ann Coulter - "Basest Instinct" - (Basic Instinct movie poster parody) (19)
- 7. Mel Gibson - "Mel Kampf" - (Mein Kampf book cover parody) (written by Adam Rust) (20)
- 8. Tainted Spinach - "Fecal Farms - Organic Outbreak Blend" (ad parody)
(written by Scott Maiko / Jack Syracuse art) (21)
- 9. YouTube - A Streaming Pile of Sh*t (written by Jacob Lambert) (22)
- 10. Floyd Landis - "Landis' End" - (Lands' End magazine cover parody)
(written by Jeff Kruse and Harrison Greenbaum / Scott Bricher art) (24)
- 11. North Korea Tests the Bomb - "KimCity" -
(SimCity computer game parody) (Tom Richmond art) (25)
- 12. The Muhammad Cartoon Controversy - "Muslims Gone Wild" -
(Girls Gone Wild video parody) (written by Scott Maiko / AP & Wide World photos) (28)
- 13. Barry Bonds, Home Run King - "The Unnatural" -
(The Natural movie poster parody) (written by Jacob Lambert / Mark Fredrickson art) (29)
- 14. Isaac Hayes Quits South Park - "Chef Retardee" -
(Chef Boyardee canned pasta parody) (written by Jacob Lambert / AP & Wide World photos) (30)
- 15. K-Fed Raps - "The Moronic" - (The Chronic - Dr. Dre album cover parody) (31)
- 16. Congressman Mark Foley - "WordPervert Congress XXX" -
(WordPerfect X3 software parody) (written by Desmond Devlin) (32)
- 17. Paris Hilton's Vow of Celibacy - "No-Action Comics" - (Action Comics cover parody)
(written by Arie Kaplan / J. Scott Campbell art / color by Edgar Delgado) (33)
- 18. John Mark Karr's Extradition - "Pedophile Air" (airline ad parody) (Irving Schild) (34)
- 19. Star Jones Gets Sacked from The View - "Firing of a Mad Black Woman" -
(Diary of a Mad Black Woman movie poster parody) (idea by Arie Kaplan / Sam Sisco art) (35)
- 20. Bush's Assault on Civil Liberties - "Pirates of the Constitution: Head Man's Mess" -
(Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest movie poster parody)
(written by John Kovaleski / Mark Fredrickson art) (36) 
- Ad for Subscriptions (Norman Mingo art from Follies #2) (37)
- A Mad Look At Trying to Pick-Up WomenSERGE-IN GENERAL DEPT. (Sergio Aragones) (38-40)
- Monroe and... The Army - Part 2ANGSTER'S PARADISE DEPT. (written by Anthony Barbieri / Tom Fowler art) (41-44)
- Spy vs. SpyJOKE AND DAGGER DEPT. - retirement home walker trap (Peter Kuper) (45-46)
- The Mad World of... The HolidaysSEASON'S GRATINGS DEPT. (written by Stan Sinberg / Marc Hempel art) (48-50)
- Dear Roger,TEXT EDUCATION DEPT. (Christopher Baldwin) (52)
- Fold-In -- What athletic embarrassment do many
Americans never want to see compete again? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
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