MAD #476 — April 2007

"If we don't do something to stop global warming, pretty soon we'll all be in hot water!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for Subscriptions — "Jeffrey Lozenge" dressed as The Riddler

  Written by Joe Raiola / Photos by Irving Schild
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Photos: What Kind of Person Reads MAD?, photo of John Ficarra and Jerry "The King" Lawler with MAD #470
  2–5
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• The Fundalini Pages

  Random Acts of Mindless Dept.

  Friends of Fundalini Notes

  • "Friends of Fundalini" list of contributors not originally attached to the articles in this section: John Caldwell, Tom Cheney, Jeff Kruse, Paul Coker, Jr., Desmond Devlin, Evan Dorkin, Sarah Dyer, Todd Eisner, Benjamin Schultz, Rob Harrell, Jack Syracuse — DETAILS

  • Meet the '08 Presidential Candidates — Barack Obama — Written by John Caldwell / Art by Jack Syracuse
  • The Cover We Didn't Use — Terror in Boston? Alfred Mooninite
  • Barrel O'Harrell — dinosaur uses toilet paper (Rob Harrell)
  • Thoughts Going Through Daniel "Harry Potter" Radcliffe's Mind During His Nude Scene in Equus — Written by Desmond Devlin
  • Turner Broadcasting's Phil Randall's Apology Letter — First Draft
  • Secrets of Advertising Icons Revealed! — Written by Todd Eisner and Benjamin Schultz / Art by Evan Dorkin and Sarah Dyer
  • The Fast 5 — Things the Democrats Accomplished in Their First 100 Hours — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
  • Pull My Cheney! — "May We See Your Coffee Tables?" (Tom Cheney)
  • Fundalini Goes to the Golden Globes
  6–8
• Ad for MAD Kids
  9
• Entergarbage (TV satire)

  Playing Posse Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen / Art by Tom Richmond

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Unplugs TV — Special Collector's Edition 2015
  10–14
• The U.S. Army: You're Never Too Old (ad parody)

  Armed Farces Dept.

  Written by Jacob Lambert

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • The MAD War on Bush — 2007
  • Totally MAD — 2012
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
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• Tips for a Successful Hanging

  All the Noose That's Fit to Print Dept.

  Written by Joe Raiola and Charlie Kadau / Art by Tim Hamilton
  16–17
• A MAD Look at Easter

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  18–20
• Hillary's World Redux — A MAD Madsterpiece

  Road to the Wyeth House Dept.

  Art by Richard Williams
  21
• MAD's Less-Than-Action-Packed Outtakes from 24

  Kiefer Madness Dept.
  22–23
• Ad for MAD Classics Subscription with Bonus MAD #166 Offer
  24
• The Startling Similarities (and Differences)
  Between Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell

  Class Dismissed Dept.

  Art by Sam Sisco

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD About Trump — 2017
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• You've Definitely Bought the Wrong Robot if...

  Dull and Droid Dept.

  John Caldwell
  26–27 sample
• Ad for Absolutely MAD DVD
  28
• Monroe and... The Big Freeze

  Angster's Paradise Dept.

  Written by Anthony Barbieri / Art by Tom Fowler
  29–31
• Spy vs. Spy — shadow stabber

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Peter Kuper

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Spy vs. Spy — Fight to the Finish — 2013
  • This Is Your Brain On MAD — Special Collector's Edition 2015
  32–33
• The MAD World of... Shopping

  Get Rich or Die Buying Dept.

  Written by Stan Sinberg / Art by Marc Hempel

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Insanely Awesome MAD — 2011
  • Insanely Awesome MAD — Deluxe Edition — 2014
  34–36
• The U.S. Army: Mess By Rumsfeld. Cleanup By You! (ad parody)

  Armed Farces Dept.

  Written by Jacob Lambert / Photos by AP & Wide World

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Totally MAD — 2012
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
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• 13 Fascinating Music Factoids

  That's Infotainment Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Drew Friedman

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • This Is Your Brain On MAD — Special Collector's Edition 2015
  • MAD #13 — June 2020
  38–39 sample
• 7 Periods Closer To Death

  Winter, Spring, Summer and Rall Dept.

  Ted Rall
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• Boratz Dolls (ad parody)

  Kazakhstan and Deliver Dept.

  Written by Jason Yungbluth / Art by Steve Smallwood / Toy design by John Sazaklis

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • This Is Your Brain On MAD — Special Collector's Edition 2015
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• The Amazing Rut! (TV satire)

  Compete Morons Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Hermann Mejia

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD #32 — August 2023
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 6 — Jul/Aug 2023
  42–47
• The U.S. Army: Don't Make Us Draft You! (ad parody)

  Armed Farces Dept.

  Written by Jacob Lambert / Photos by AP & Wide World

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • Totally MAD — 2012
  • The Best of the Worst! — Special Collector's Edition 2012
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
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• Fold-In —
  What recent video caused many Americans to turn their heads away in disgust?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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