MAD #475 — March 2007

"An arrested drunk is someone who got nailed for getting hammered!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • MAD's 2-Question Interview — written and photographed by Vicki Arkoff
  2–4
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• The Fundalini Pages

  Random Acts of Mindless Dept.

  Friends of Fundalini Notes

  • "Friends of Fundalini" list of contributors not originally attached to the articles in this section: Ray Alma, Paul Coker, Jr., Jeff Kruse, Desmond Devlin, Don (Duck) Edwing, Garth Gerhart, Francis Mao, Adam Rust, Kiernan P. Schmitt — DETAILS

  • Saddam Sez: this feature "is on indefinite hiatus"
  • Duck Droppings — the men's room at The Great Pyramid of Cheops (Don (Duck) Edwing)
  • The Cover We Didn't Use — We Salute the Great Dane Cook! — Art by Ray Alma
  • Letter of Recommendation for a Forgettable Student
  • Fun Animal Facts — Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
  • Math Roundup — Written by Jeff Kruse
  • Paint Like the Masters — Pablo Picasso (Third in a Series) (Adam Rust)
  • When Sexual Content is Added to All Video Games — Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Francis Mao
  • Bitterman — interventionists' intervention (Garth Gerhart)
  6–8
• A Day in the Life of Dane Cook

  The Vicious Circle Jerk Dept.

  Written by Scott Maiko / Art by Hermann Mejia

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Inside MAD — 2013
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
  10–12
• The Snowman — The Alternative Version

  Blizzard of Odd Dept.

  Emily Flake

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Stocking Stuffer — Special Collector's Edition 2016
  13 sample
• Thanks to YouTube...

  Screen Drabs Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Insanely Awesome MAD — 2011
  • Insanely Awesome MAD — Deluxe Edition — 2014
  14–15
• Refrigerator Art Reviews by Buffy Brindle, Ph.D.

  The Kids 'n the Scrawl Dept.

  Written by Jeff Kruse / Photos by Irving Schild

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Insanely Awesome MAD — 2011
  • Insanely Awesome MAD — Deluxe Edition — 2014
  16–17
• MAD Deconstructs TV Talk Shows — The Best Damn Sports Show Period

  The Chat 'n the Stat Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Tom Richmond
  18–20
• Ad for MAD Kids
  21
• Signs You Have a Lousy School Nurse

  Health Scare Professional Dept.

  Written by Don Vaughan / Art by Tim Hamilton

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Insanely Awesome MAD — 2011
  • Insanely Awesome MAD — Deluxe Edition — 2014
  22–23
• A MAD Look at Insects

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones / Color by Tom Luth

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Amazingly Stupid MAD — 2012
  • Amazingly Stupid MAD — Expanded Edition — 2013
  26–28
• Stankee Candle Spring Catalogue

  Scents and Sensibility Dept.

  Written by Teresa Burns Parkhurst / Art by Scott Bricher / Photos by Irving Schild

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Epic MAD — 2012
  • Insanely Awesome MAD — Deluxe Edition — 2014
  29–31
• It's Good... It's Better... But It Totally Sucks

  The Blighter Side Dept.

  Written by David Shayne / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • Certifiably MAD — 2012
  32–34
• Monroe and... The New Grillz

  Angster's Paradise Dept.

  Written by Anthony Barbieri / Art by Tom Fowler
  35–37
• What I Gotta Do For My Allowance!

  Rich Man, Chore Man Dept.

  Teresa Burns Parkhurst

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • Certifiably MAD — 2012
  38–39
• Planet TAD!!!!!

  In Blog We Trust Dept.

  Written by Tim Carvell / Art by Brian Durniak
  40–41
• Ad for Subscriptions — "Jeffrey Lozenge" dressed as a viking

  Written by Joe Raiola / Photos by Irving Schild
  42
• Spy vs. Spy — cannonball up through tank turret

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Peter Kuper

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • Spy vs. Spy — Fight to the Finish — 2013
  43–44
• Naggy 911 (TV satire)

  Child Scare Professional Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Tom Bunk
  45–48
• Fold-In — What alternative mode of transportation may soon have energy companies quaking in their boots?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
  C3