MAD #516 — August 2012
"Yoga is great practice for marriage — all you do is bend over backwards when someone tells you to!" — Alfred E. Neuman
Contents
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Contents PageIt's the List We Can Do Dept.1
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Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
Notes
- Ad for Planet Tad book (p.3) / ad for MAD App for the iPad (p.5) / ad for Subscriptions with MAD #154 bonus print (p.7)
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(various places around the magazine)
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The Fundalini PagesRandom Acts of Mindless Dept.Featuring /
- Re-Election Campaign Slogans for President Obama — Written by Matt Lassen
- Our Economic Recovery by the Numbers — Kenny Keil
- Disturbing The Price is Right Contestant T-Shirts — David DeGrand sample
- LeLievre and Let LeLievre — Clown car crash — Glen LeLievre
- Latest Classifieds — express hardwood floor refinishing — Written by Scott Maiko
- Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds — Derek Jeter — Art by Rick Tulka
- New Shows on the DogTV Channel
- Overheard on Virgin Galactic's First Passenger Flight — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
- The Kitchen Sink — Least-Downloaded Podcasts — Kenny Keil
- Lassen is More — Wanted: Better Artist — Matt Lassen
- Least-Recommended Dating Websites — Written by Jeff Kruse
- Unnecessary Special Skills to Have on Your Resume — Written by Matt Lassen
- When the Going Gets Duff — "Kleenex? No, thank you, Doctor." — J. C. Duffy
- Super Powers You Didn't Know The Avengers Have — Written by Matt Lassen / Art by Anton Emdin
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Ad for the new MadMagazine.com13
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Fading Bad (TV satire)Another Fine Meth Dept.Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Tom Richmond
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Tip-Offs that a Civil War Re-Enactment Isn't Quite AccurateThe Emancipation Approximation Dept.Written by Matt Lassen / Art by Rick Geary20–21
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Spider-Man Tweets While Watching The AvengersWorld Wide Webslinger Dept.Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Hermann Mejia22–23
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A MAD Look at HospitalsSerge-In General Dept.Sergio Aragones / Color by Tom Luth
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CNN.con (website satire)Faking News Dept.Written by Scott Maiko / Art by Scott Bricher
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8 Practical Pointers for Doomsday PreppersThe End is Jeer Dept.
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Chilling Thoughts — 2012 EditionThe Fright Stuff Dept.34–36
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Spy vs. Spy — global warming freeze gun / fuse runs through spyJoke and Dagger Dept.
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New Laws Under Consideration to Regulate Women's BodiesInvasive Maneuvers Dept.40–41
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Ad for Epic MAD and Insanely Awesome MAD books42
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Pen and Stink Dept.Featuring /
- Brown Bear — Noah Van Sciver
- Got Your Nose — Jacob Lambert
- Put a Quirk In It — Nathan Bulmer
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- Rods & Cones — Brian Gordon
- I'm Afraid It's Very Siri-ous — Phil McAndrew
- One Foot in the Grave — Christopher Baldwin
- One Day in the Future — Peet Tamburino
- Just Below the Surface — Douglas Paszkiewicz
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Ad for various MAD books47
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MAD's Less-Than-Amazing Outtakes From The Amazing Spider-ManWith Great Power Comes Great Rebootability Dept.50–51
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Ad for Kindle version of MAD About Super Heroes and other older MAD books52
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The MAD VaultRotten to the Encore Dept.Article from MAD #357: Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to World Travel
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Fold-In — What man-made disaster has many people shaking their heads in dismay?All Jaffee Dept.C3
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Back Cover — Ad for MAD Presents... Batman magazine and iPad appC4