Mad #516 August 2012

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Contents Page (1)
• "Yoga is great practice for marriage - all you do is bend over backwards when someone tells you to!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2,4,6)
• Ad for Planet Tad Book (3)
• Ad for Mad App for the iPad (5)
• Ad For Subscriptions with #154 bonus print (7)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn Out Dramas
  **various obscure places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (8-12)
  • Re-Election Campaign Slogans for President Obama
    (written by Matt Lassen)
  • Our Economic Recovery by the Numbers (Kenny Keil)
  • Disturbing The Price is Right Contestant T-Shirts
    (David DeGrand)
  • LeLievre and Let LeLievre -
    Clown car crash (Glen LeLievre)
  • Latest Classifieds - express hardwood
    floor refinishing (written by Scott Maiko)
  • Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds - Derek Jeter
    (Rick Tulka art)
  • New Shows on the DogTV Channel
  • Overheard on Virgin Galactic's First Passenger Flight
    (written by Jeff Kruse / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
  • The Kitchen Sink -
    Least-Downloaded Podcasts (Kenny Keil)
  • Lassen is More - Wanted: Better Artist (Matt Lassen)
  • Least-Recommended Dating Websites
    (written by Jeff Kruse)
  • Unnecessary Special Skills to Have on Your Resume (written by Matt Lassen)
  • When the Going Gets Duff -
    "Kleenex? No, thank you, Doctor." (J. C. Duffy)
  • Super Powers You Didn't Know The Avengers Have
    (written by Matt Lassen / Anton Emdin art)
• Ad for the new MadMagazine.com (13)
• Fading Bad (TV satire)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Richmond art) (14-19)
• Tip-Offs that a Civil War
  Re-Enactment Isn't Quite Accurate