MAD #308 — January 1992

"The dollar will never fall as low as what some people will do to get it!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Subscription Ad

  Haunted by The Ghost of Christmas Presents? — George Woodbridge art from MAD #116
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters & Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Charles Schulz's Snoopy drawing reference to MAD #306 — Ad for Subscriptions with MAD Pin Collection Bonus — Ad for Mad Tales From the School of Hard Yocks Paperback
  2–3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• Interminable Too Misjudgment Day (movie satire)

  Cyborg's-Eye View Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Special #138 — July 1999
  • MAD XL #23 — August 2003
  • MAD Classics #20 — January 2008
  • MAD Spoofs Sci-Fi / Star Wars — Special Collector's Edition 2015
  4–7
• MAD Salutes Unsung Heroes of the Bug Wars

  Insect Asides Dept.

  Paul Peter Porges

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #1 — April 2000
  • Disturbingly Awful MAD — 2013
  8–9
• MAD's Political Remember When...?

  Voter Recall Dept.

  Written by Russ Cooper / Art by Sam Viviano
  10–11
• The Maniacal Matterhorn Mishap

  Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #135 — March 1999
  12
• When Roadside Signs Overlap

  Making a Message of Things Dept.

  Written by Henry Clark / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD Special #120 — April 1997
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — Turd in a Series — 2003
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — The Mother Load — 2004
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  13–16 sample
• Spy vs. Spy — shadow-shaped hole

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #130 — August 1998
  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  17
• Still More Runners-Up to "The Three Biggest Lies in America"

  Truth Decay Dept.

  Written by John Prete / Art by Harry North, Esq.

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #125 — December 1997
  18–19
• MAD's "Para-Persons"

  So Near, Yet So Farce Dept.

  Written by Dennis Snee / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #11 — August 2001
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  20–21
• Radio Stations We Never Get to Hear

  The Call Letter of the Wild Dept.

  Written by Dan Birtcher / Art by Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #122 — August 1997
  22–23
• MAD's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself White House Press Conference

  One Big Question Mock Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Gerry Gersten

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #115 — September 1996
  24–25
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD #28 — December 2022
  • 70th Anniversary Issue — Vol. 3 — December 2022 — B&N Edition
  26–30
• The Catastrophic Captive's Condemnation

  Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #138 — July 1999
  31
• MAD's Twin Peeks

  Split Personali-Tease Dept.

  Tom Hachtman

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #18 — November 2002
  32–33
• A MAD Look at Farm Life

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #129 — July 1998
  34–36
• Consumer Fantasy vs. Product Reality

  Disappoint of Purchase Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Bob Jones

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #130 — August 1998
  37–39
• Games for People Too Old to Play But Who Still Want to Compete

  Jock of Ages Dept.

  Written by William T. Raschendorfer / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #115 — September 1996
  40–41
• The Perplexing Penitentiary Ploy

  Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #125 — December 1997
  • MAD XL #32 — March 2005
  42
• Snorin' Exposure (TV satire)

  Of Moose and Mensch Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #122 — August 1997
  43–47
• Pinocchio Has a Bad Week!

  Whittles Shocks of Horrors Dept.

  Written by Dan Birtcher / Art by John Pound

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #19 — January 2003
  48
• Fold-In — What garishly loud fashion statements have become a must for trendy people?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #132 — November 1998
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — I'm the NRA. (Nature's Revenge Association)

  Written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Photo by Irving Schild / Computer imaging by Peter Sun

  Reprinted in 8 collections

  • MAD XL #1 — January 2000
  • MAD Art — 2002
  • MAD XL #30 — November 2004
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MADvertising — 2005
  • Totally MAD — 2012
  • The Golden Treasury of Trash — Special Collector's Edition 2013
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
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