MAD #442 — June 2004
"Whoever said 'fighting never solves anything' obviously never won a fight!" — Alfred E. Neuman
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Contents Page1
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Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
Notes
- Ad for Mad About Dad book
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(various places around the magazine)
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The Fundalini PagesRandom Acts of Mindless Dept.
- What's Pete Rose Betting On This Month? — Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
- Things Overheard Outside the Martha Stewart Trial Jury Room — Art by Charles Akins
- Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Helping Others — Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Kevin Pope
- Monkeys Are Always Funny — in Osama bin Laden's cave — Evan Dorkin
- William Hung's Glorious Music Career — A Look Ahead
- Video Game Review — Fielder's Choice '04 — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Scott Bricher
Reprinted in 2 collections
- Breaking News from the World of Sports: Yankees Shock Sox Again: Acquire Ted Williams' Head
- Superheroes When Their Mothers Are Around — Written by Brian Frazer / Art by Gary Hallgren
Reprinted in 4 collections
- Personal Ad of the Month — ex-gay, turned straight — Written by Jeff Kruse / Photo by Irving Schild
- Classified Ads
- Vey To Go — giant lens cap — P. C. Vey
- The Godfrey Report
- The Fast 5 — The 5 Ways The Passion of the Christ Has Influenced the Movie Industry — Art by Ray Alma
- Bitterman — suppressing feelings — Garth Gerhart
- Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds — Joe Rogan — Written by Mike Snider / Art by Jack Syracuse
Notes
- Friends of Fundalini contributors: Charles Akins, Ray Alma, Scott Bricher, John Caldwell, Paul Coker, Jr., Russ Cooper, Desmond Devlin, Evan Dorkin, Brian Frazer, Garth Gerhart, Gary Hallgren, Jeff Kruse, Scott Maiko, Kevin Pope, Irving Schild, Mike Snider, Johnny Styne, Jack Syracuse, P. C. Vey — details
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Yao Ming's Chinese/English Phrase BookThe Translate Show Dept.
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MAD's Monstrously Ogre-Rated Shrek 2 OuttakesThe Green Smile Dept.Written by Mike Snider / Video captures by Mike Snider20–21
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A MAD Look at BracesSerge-In General Dept.
Reprinted in 2 collections
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If Corporate "Mission Statements" Told the TruthCreed it and Weep Dept.Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Rick Tulka28–30
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MAD Ranks the Top Celebrity PrisonsJail, Jail the Gang's All Here Dept.Written by Doug Lansky / Art by Liz Lomax38–39
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Tell-Tale Signs Your Parents Have Hired You the Wrong TutorComing to a Teaching Halt Dept.
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42–46 sample
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Similarities Between the Middle East and the U.S.A.Cultures Clubbed Dept.Written by Jacob Lambert / Art by Nathan Fox47
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Harry Potter and the Outtakes of AzkabanHogwarts and All Dept.Written by Greg Leitman
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Spy vs. Spy — thought icons and falling comic framesJoke and Dagger Dept.50–51
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There Are Just Some Things You Shouldn't Give the HomelessDos and Donates Dept.52
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Fold-In — Which celebrity do Americans most want to see convicted?
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