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Mad #509 June 2011
Cover Artist:
Mark Fredrickson
Ad For Subscriptions with AEN portrait offer (
C2
)
Contents Page (
1
)
Letters (
Tom Richmond
with Rich Sommer (
2-4
)
Sergio Aragones
Drawn Out Dramas
**various obscure places around the magazine
$#*! My Son Says (ad parody) (written by
Jeff Kruse
) (
5
)
The Fundalini Pages (
6-10
)
Surprises to Watch For in the 2011 Baseball Season
(written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Tom Bunk
art)
Latest Classified Ads -
power-wash / water damage (written by
Scott Maiko
)
Angry Birds - chased by Pac-Man (
Sergio Aragones
)
Leg of Lambert -
roll top desk instead of raft (
Jacob Lambert
)
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The Stupid Six - Reasons Keith Olbermann
is No Longer on
Countdown
(written by
Desmond Devlin
/
Mort Drucker
art)
Superhero Origins Gone Wrong! (
Kenny Keil
)
Surprising Proposals in the NFL Labor Talks (written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Chris Houghton
art)
This Bland is Your Bland - Tragic Mole News (
Tom Bland
)
Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Bill O'Reilly (
Sam Viviano
art)
Monkeys Are Always Funny - with Westboro Baptist Church protestors
Angrier Birds - flip a coin (
Sergio Aragones
)
Ted Williams vs. Ted Williams (written by
Jeff Kruse
)
Gimme a Flake - fist in mouth (
Emily Flake
)
Reasons For That "Mature" ESRB Rating (written by
Jeff Kruse
)
Spotlight on American Universities -
College of Generic State University (written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Charles Akins
art)
Signs You Haven't Actually Discovered a Lost Amazon Tribe (
John Caldwell
)
Pull My Cheney - 6000 volt guitarists (
Tom Cheney
)
What's Making John Boehner Cry This Week? (written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Rick Tulka
art)
Angriest Birds - spit-roasted (
Sergio Aragones
)
Mad Libyan (ad parody) (
11
)
Muddled Family (TV satire) (written by
Arnie Kogen
/
Tom Richmond
art) (
12-17
)
Kanye West's Most Moronic Tweets (written by
Jacob Lambert
/
Sam Sisco
art (
18-19
)
Ad for Subscriptions with bonus
#96
print offer (
20
)
The Strip Club
(
21-24
)
"The Truth Flirts" (
Vic Black
)
Just Below the Surface (
Douglas Paszkiewicz
)
Coombs & Coombs (
Jason Coates
)
Good Enough (
Peet Tamburino
)
Twisted Toaster Tales (
Nate Fakes
)
It Only Hurts When I Laugh (
Christopher Baldwin
)
A Letter From Taco Bull (ad parody) (written by
Dick DeBartolo
) (
25
)
Signs That Your Hypochondria Is Out of Control (
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
) (
26-27
)
Planet TAD!!!!! (written by
Tim Carvell
/
Brian Durniak
art) (
28-29
)
Mad's Thor-oughly Stupid
Thor
Outtakes (
30-31
)
Mad's 11 Little-Known, Practical, Real Life Uses for Ballet
(written by
Mike Craig
/
Jack Syracuse
art) (
32-33
)
Spy vs. Spy - wiki water leaks / window frame trap (
Peter Kuper
) (
34-35
)
The Mad Vault Article From
#180
--
Don Martin
Beats the High Cost of Gasoline (
36-38
)
Dancing with the Star Wars (written by
Dave Croatto
/
Hermann Mejia
art) (
39-42
)
Sheen it? (ad parody) (
43
)
Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Marriage Counselor
(written by
Jeff Kruse
/
Evan Dorkin
and
Sarah Dyer
art) (
44-45
)
A Mad Look at Hoarders (
Sergio Aragones
/ color by
Tom Luth
) (
46-49
)
Similarities & Differences Between the Spider-Man Musical and the War in Afghanistan
(
Ward Sutton
art) (
50
)
The 50 Worst Things About Facebook (
Bob Staake
art)
(written by
Charlie Kadau
,
Jason Katzenstein
,
Joe Masterman
,
Jason Salas
) (
51-55
)
One Fine Day on Main Street (written by
Michael Gallagher
/
Paul Coker
art) (
56
)
Fold-In -- Where did many young performers get their first big break? (
Al Jaffee
) (
C3
)
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