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17. Michael Phelps Smokes Pot - Toke on the Water
18. The Criminally-Bad Sopranos Finale - Bada Bing! Bada Boo! (Tom Richmond art)
19. Brett Favre Unretires: Hate the Player, Not the Game (Gary Hallgren art)
20. Michael Jackson's Incompetent Doctor - Premedicated Murder
21. Jessica Replaces Homer as TV's Dumbest Simpson - That's D'oh! Business
(written by Frank Santopadre / Irving Schild photos)
22. The Catholic Church Covers Up Sex Abuse - The Sins of Our Fathers (sculpture by Liz Lomax)
23. Dick Cheney Won't Shut Up - Veep Sh*t (written by Jeff Kruse)
24. Lady Gaga Dresses in Meat - Flanks for the Mammaries
(written by Barry Liebmann / Scott Bricher art)
25. Donald Trump's Dumb Luck - The Art of the Heel - Forrest Trump
26. Chris Brown Assaults Rihanna - Rhythm & Bruise - You're a Bad Man, Chris Brown
27. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennel - Pitbullsh*t (written by Jeff Kruse / Mark Fredrickson art)
28. Bush Jokes About WMDs - This One'll Kill Ya! (written by Russ Cooper / Tom Nick Cocotos art)
29. Mel Gibson's Roadside Rant - The Passion of the Anti-Semite (written by Adam Rust)
30. The Crazy Diapered Astronaut - Houston, We Have a Mental Problem
(written by Scott Maiko / Charles Akins art)
31. Janet Jackson's "Wardrobe Malfunction" - Tempest in a C-Cup (Mark Stutzman art)
32. Apple Introduces Inaccurate Maps - Take the Wrong Way Home (written by Dick DeBartolo)
33. Sarah Palin's National Debut - Drowning in Veep Waters
(written by Desmond Devlin / Richard Williams and Scott Bricher art)
34. The BP Oil Spill - Stupid Petrol Tricks (written by Anthony Barbieri / Richard Williams art)
35. George W. Bush's Boast - Full Metal Jackass (written by Russ Cooper / Irving Schild photos)
36. Baseball's Ongoing Steroid Scandal - Urine Trouble Again (Scott Bricher art)
37. John Kerry's Inner Turmoil - A Man For All Positions (Tom Fowler art / color by Carrie Strachan)
38. Howard Stern Targeted by the FCC - Patron Saint of the First Amendment (Richard Williams art)
39. China's Poisoned Products - There's Something About Dairy (Scott Bricher art)
40. Barry Bonds, Home Run "King" - The Sultan of Squat
(written by Jacob Lambert / Mark Fredrickson art)
41. Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark's Injuries - Is There a Dr. Octopus in the House?
(written by Desmond Devlin / Ty Templeton art)
42. Karl Rove Puts American Lives At Risk - A Man For All Treasons
(sculpture by Anthony Cipriano / Irving Schild photos)
43. The Mayan Calendar's Doomsday "Prediction" - Prophet and Loss
(written by Jeff Kruse / Tom Bunk art)
44. The Demi and Ashton Obsession - Dude, Where's My P.R.? (James Warhola art)
45. Corporate Bailouts - Keeping Bad Companies (Hermann Mejia art)
46. Jennifer Wilbanks Says "Adieu" - There Goes the Bride
(written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Scott Bricher art)
47. Bush Breaks Presidential Record For Time Off - Vacation Daze
(written by Desmond Devlin / Mark Stutzman art)
48. The Music Industry Sues File Sharers - Get a Download of This - The Fright Before Christmas
(written by David Shayne / Hermann Mejia art)
49. Corporate Corruption Unleashed - White-Collar Slime (Jack Syracuse art)
50. Pat Robertson Prays For Chavez's Assassination - Hitman of the Cloth
51. Paris Hilton's Prison "Break" - The Ultimate Dumb Blonde Joke
52. Bush's Assault on Civil Liberties - The Kill of Rights
(written by John Kovaleski / Mark Fredrickson art)
53. The Jersey Shore Cast's Idiocy - The League of Extraordinary Simpletons (Hermann Mejia art)
54. John Ashcroft's Sneaky Tips Program - Ain't Life a Snitch?
(written by Steve Sonneveld / Hermann Mejia art)
55. Mel Gibson's Relationship Rants - The Passion of the Anti-Christ (Sam Viviano art)
56. Ted Williams Gets Cryogenically Frozen - From the Batter's Box to the Ice Box (Michael Koelsch art)
57. Bush vs. Pretzel - Fold-In (Al Jaffee)
58. The 2008 Economic Collapse - Saved by the Bail (Tom Richmond art)
59. The Tea Party Candidates' Lunacy - Crazy Like Fox
(written by Frank Santopadre / Ty Templeton art)
60. The iPhone 4 Malfunctions - A Rotten Apple (Anton Emdin art)
61. The Canonization of Michael Jackson - The Kids Stay Out of the Picture (Mark Stutzman art)
62. Bernie Madoff's Ponzi Scheme - The Wrath of Con (written by Jeff Kruse)
63. Britney and Madonna Shamelessly Swap Spit - Kiss and Smell (Tom Bunk art)
64. Tom Ridge's Fear-Based Color-Coded Warning System - Homeland Insecurity
(written by Mike Snider / Sam Sisco art)
65. Tom Cruise Flips Out - From Pretty Boy to "Hoo Boy!"
(written by Desmond Devlin / Mort Drucker art)
66. The Abu Ghraib Prisoner Abuse Scandal - Jailhouse Shock
(written by Desmond Devlin / Richard Williams art)
67. Right-Wing Group Outs SpongeBob - Homo-Neurotic Activity (written by Arie Kaplan)
68. Arnold Schtups His Housekeeper - The Last Action-on-the-Side Hero (Richard Williams art)
69. Martha Stewart's Recipe For Cooking Her Own Goose - It's a Hood Thing (Scott Bricher art)
70. Michele Bachmann Speaks - A Broken Facts Machine
(written by Frank Santopadre and Genevieve Sterbenz)
71. Air Traffic Controllers Sleep on the Job - There's a Nap For That
(written by Darren Johnson / James Warhola art)
72. The Media's Brain-Dead Brangelina Fixation - The Lame of Love
(written by Justin Tyler / Jack Syracuse art)
73. Angry Town Hall Meetings - Loud to be an American (written by Jeff Kruse / Richard Williams art)
74. Sammy Sosa's Corked Bat - Hitting a Grand Sham (written by Frank Santopadre)
75. The U.S. Debt Crisis - The Story of Owe - The Walking Debt (Hermann Mejia art)
76. Harold Camping Predicts the World's End - Profit of Doom - The Day the Earth Still Stood
(written by Jacob Lambert / Mark Stutzman art)
77. The Texas Polygamy Wives - The Joy of Sects
(written by Justin Tyler / figures by Dave Croatto / Irving Schild photos)
78. Herman Cain's Presidential Run - Pizza Pie in the Sky (Mark Fredrickson art)
79. Substance Abuse As A Career Move - Necessity is the Mother of Intervention
(written by Mike Mikula / Drew Friedman art)
80. Casey Anthony Gets Off - Trial and Error - Casey at the Trial
(written by Lance Hansen with Frank Jacobs / Ward Sutton art)
81. O.J. Simpson Convicted of (Much) Lesser Charges - Man of Steal
(written by John Caldwell / sculpture by Hermann Mejia / Irving Schild photos)
82. Celebrity Sex Scandals - Adultery Swim (written by Jacob Lambert / Glenn Fabry art)
83. The Fall of Geraldo - The Reveal Thing (Michael Elins art)
84. Rush Limbaugh's Sexist Tirade - All Fluked Up (written by Phil McAndrew / Charles Akins art)
85. The Cheney Hunting Accident - Shoot Happens
(Mark Stutzman art / idea by Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
86. Trump Says Obama Not American - The Born Identity
(written by Desmond Devlin / Roberto Parada art)
87. Captain Flees Sinking Cruise Ship - Rowboat Chicken (Bob Staake art)
88. Woman "Restores" Religious Fresco - Paint Misbehavin' (Richard Williams art)
89. Kevin Federline Fathers Again - From Beer to Paternity
(written by Scott Maiko / Richard Williams art)
90. Howard Dean's Scream - His Campaign Went to Yell and Black
(written by Desmond Devlin / James Warhola art)
91. Imus' On-Air Slur - "Nappy-Headed" Host (written by Dave Croatto)
92. The Senator In The Bathroom Stall - Craig's Lust - (Mick Coulas art)
93. Paula Deen Hides Diabetes - Out of the Frying Pan and into the Liar (Scott Bricher art)
94. Facebook's Underwhelming IPO - Friends Without Benefits (written by Jeff Kruse)
95. Hillary's Campaign for the White House - Thar She Blows It (Mark Stutzman art)
96. David Crosby Helps Melissa and Julie Conceive - Sperm's of Endearment (Hermann Mejia art)
97. The Election 2000 Mess - Putting a Squre Peg in the Oval Office
(written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Richmond art)
98. The Elian Gonzalez Fiasco - Nuthin' But a Refugee Thang (Scott Bricher art)
99. Leno Steals Back The Tonight Show - The Late Shaft (Roberto Parada art)
100. Tan Mom - Fold-In (Al Jaffee)
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