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Etiquette Guides

in Order of Appearance in Regular Issues

Article Title Writer / Artist Issue / Date
Dining Etiquette Quiz Basil Wolverton 29 — Sep 1956
The MAD Book of Etiquette and Good Manners Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke 130 — Oct 1969
A MAD Etiquette Guide for the 90's Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. 300 — Jan 1991
Condom Etiquette Tom Cheney 329 — Jul 1994
Richard Simmons' Etiquette Guide for the 1000 lb. Man Mike Snider / Al Jaffee 354 — Feb 1997
MAD's Etiquette Guide to Same Sex Weddings John Caldwell 357 — May 1997
The MAD Book of Suicide Etiquette Mike Snider / Drew Friedman 383 — Jul 1999
MAD's Etiquette Guide for Drunk Drivers Butch D'Ambrosio / Tom Bunk 391 — Mar 2000
MAD's Parental Etiquette Guide for Kids' Sporting Events John Caldwell 401 — Jan 2001
The MAD Etiquette Guide for Modern Workplace Romances Mike Snider / Kevin Pope 412 — Dec 2001
MAD's Etiquette Guide to Spring Break Butch D'Ambrosio / Amanda Conner 440 — Apr 2004
A Second-Rate Etiquette Guide to Trailer Trash Dating John Caldwell 448 — Dec 2004
The High School Gentleman's Etiquette Guide for Dating Your Teacher Dennis Snee / Rick Geary 459 — Nov 2005
Guide to Proper Paparazzi Etiquette John Caldwell 491 — Jul 2008
The MAD Guide to Smartphone Etiquette Kenny Keil / Tim Hamilton 514 — Apr 2012
MAD's Office Greeting Card Etiquette Ryan Pagelow 522 — Sep 2013
Rules of Office Cubicle Etiquette Tom Cheney 523 — Oct 2013
MAD's Guide to Proper All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Etiquette Dick DeBartolo / Tom Bunk 526 — Apr 2014
Etiquette Guides

Excerpt from The MAD Guide to Smartphone Etiquette — from #514, April 2012